Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Burnley

Son's turn

Finishing training all Christmas Day, please.

 

It was a tap in Son doesn't do tap ins

 

Did you lot know Lloris was punched by Kane cos he tried it on with his misses.
He claimed he was making a pass at his own wife but missed

 

Stop talking tripe

 

How did Sonny miss that?

 

Son doing his impression of Rasiak doing an impression of Zamora

 

Bloody hell. Kane with an atrocious pass to Eriksen. We are going to rue these chances

 

And basic passing practice

 

Burnley's defence is non existent and we still can't score

 

We all know that this'll end 2-1 to them ...
I HATE FOOTBALL...and you lot...and Christmas...and Mrs RCL and my kids
Feck the lot of you
Baa humbug

I was happier singing

 

Burnley going back to the 70s/80s with their Alli chants.

 

We need to get Lamela on to cause a nuisance. With our inability to finish in the final 3rd, they are going to feel they’re still in with a chance of not only equalising, but potentially winning. Even the crowd have got behind them.

 

I ain't got the heart to De liver another pun

 

Oliver lost control of this awhile ago, absolutely refuses to give us some obvious decisions because the home fans are on his back.

 

Oliver bottles a decision for Dele again. Clear body check. He will use any opportunity to add another yellow so Dele needs to be very careful.

 

He’s been all over the place the entire game. The standard of refereeing in general this season has been appalling.

 

All a bit Spursey, and it's not doing me any favours, I've had silly blood pressure levels since I flew in, until I renewed my acquaintance with red wine. I'm fine now, but one goal in the wrong net could set me back a week.

 

Am In the car going to Brighton to get my uni kid ( Mrs RCL driving) and have lost my ablet internet connection...so I HATE the internet and Bill gates too

 

WTF is a pro player not taking TWO pairs
of boots to a game !!??

 

Again, Sissoko pushed over and nothing give. Useless.