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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. See, this is the thing.

    If I tell you something and say that it's the truth, unless it portrays me in a bad light, you and the 'Pede will cry "bull ****!"

    If I try to concoct something bad I always overdo it, and you know it's not true, so you and the 'Pede will take the piss some more.

    So, it really doesn't matter what I tell you.
     
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  2. brb

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    HiaG do you know what a Gibson Flying V is or a Paul Reed Smith Custom 22 ?
     
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  3. No.

    But I do know what a Xylophone is.
     
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  4. brb

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    Funny that HiaG, you never ever give a straight answer to a question, why did you do so just now?
     
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  5. Stan

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    No fella. Where you **** up is that you post stuff that is blatantly wrong and/or forget what you’ve posted and then contradict the initial comment. On all occasions when your **** up is pointed out to you, you go completely batshit mental.

    It’s pretty Tragic.
     
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  6. Oh.

    I go "batshit" mental?

    When did I do that, Stan?

    I want the exact date, please.
     
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  7. brb

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    Well I'm off to bed now fella, I quite like you anyway. If anything i said earlier rings any bells with you, then you know not to take me for an idiot. If it dosen't well there we are <ok>
     
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  8. Stan

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    Surely the police have it all on file from the last time you called them.
     
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  9. WTF?
     
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  10. When was that?
     
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  11. brb

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    You know in your signature it says i don't link you to Saints...I just changed my mind tonight, but not in the way you will immediately think <ok>
     
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    ^^^Rattled to **** Quents

    The only Italian little number you’ve had is a Paella <laugh>
     
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    Honest question, I think most people on here do tell the truth to a fair degree but you excel in writing **** 99% of the time then take a pounding trying to defend your own bullshit. Whatever your status in life is, it is totally immaterial on a football forum which makes you a very sad & tragic individual. Just saying like...
     
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    HIAG has another ‘gig’ just as the heat gets turned up over merc-gate.

    A bit like the last gig that started just as Man City went 2-0 against spurs.

    <laugh>
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Someone should put all of haigs wum **** ups in one thread, hopefully the internet has enough space<laugh>
     
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    I did attempt to keep them all in one place once
    https://www.not606.com/threads/vote-hiags-best-wum-up.329597/

    But trying to contain HIAG's **** ups is like trying trying to hold water in a sieve.
    He likes to share his special brand of ****wittery on almost every thread.
     
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    What the **** are you rattling on about Forrest ? <laugh> I told you that I play bass in a band and you went ape ****. I also told you that I don't read music, and you had a fit and started googling all sorts of musical theory. It was a classic HIAG meltdown, provoked by your very real insecurity.
     
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    Reading music isn’t a pre requisite for success, I can read music from piano lessons as a kid and only occasionally jam with friends when the mood takes. But reading music never stopped Elvis Presley or Michael Jackson. Nor did it stop Eric Clapton, Robert Johnson, Val Halen, Glen Campbell, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Tom Morello or the Beatles.

    But maybe I should have mentioned famous people? <laugh>
     
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    Of course you have Nigel <laugh>

    I note you dodged explaining how a 2004 Merc has become less than 10 years old 18 months on....lol

    Your little Italian number? A Fiat?

    Loving the bile filled rant at the end Nige, I handed you your sorry arse again, as you tell lies and leave gaping holes in your stories, I owned you again, get over it. You’re a pleb, I’m not, it’s how it is Nigel.
     
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