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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Nov 26, 2017.

  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I know you can walk on the water
    But can you walk on this much beer


    from "Are you drinking with me Jesus"
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    A song I'm sure none of you have heard of "In love with a stranger" by Caravan of Thieves they sing about this love for someone never had the nerve to speak to.

    Near the end of the song they build up to:
    I like, this life we have,
    In my mind you can't say goodbye.

    Made me chuckle first time heard it. (Delivery is better in song form.)
     
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  3. Stan

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    We all wanna be big big big big big stars
    Yeah but then we get second thoughts about that
    So believe in me
    Man, I don't believe in anything
    And I don't wanna be someone to believe
    You should not believe in me

    Mr Jones and me
    We just went stumbling through the barrio
    We stare at all the beautiful women
    "She's perfect for you
    There's got to be someone for me."
    I wanna be Bob Dylan
    Mr Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky
    Well man, when everybody loves you
    Sometimes that's just about as ****ed up as you can be
     
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  4. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Great song! Great album!
     
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  5. Stan

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    Always loved the original. This version is perfection. Listen to it every day.
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    If you don't wanna **** me baby, baby **** off
    In other words, if you don't wanna take a walk with me on my meat rack,
    Then you can get the hell out of my breadline

    The Electric Chairs, 1977

    Can't find the lyrics online anywhere, that's all I remember from the original 7"
     
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  7. The ****ing view is ****ing vile
    It ****ing goes for ****ing miles
    The ****ing babies ****ing cry
    The ****ing flowers ****ing die
    The ****ing food is ****ing muck
    The ****ing drains are ****ing ****ed
    The colour scheme is ****ing brown
    Evidently chickentown
     
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    He doesn't get any younger does he.

    The bugger was born old! Great post mate!
     
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  10. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    2 plus 2 is 4, minus 1 that's 3, quick maths!

    Or

    The ting goes skrrrahh (ah)
    Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (ka)
    Skidiki-pap-pap (pap)
    And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom (boom)
    Skya (ah), du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (dun)
    Poom, poom, you don' know

    Both lines by: Big Shaq - Man's Not Hot

    Absolute lyrical genius.
     
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    It’s very Baldrick like init.
     
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    Shows just how unintelligent and dumbed down the youth have become in this country that this idiot has airtime of any kind.

    He's just not funny, the songs not funny, just plain annoying and stupid.
     
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    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Can't deny I find it quite funny. I don't really hate on him though. I doubt he imagined the song to rocket the way it has. When he's not in the Big Shaq persona he seems a decent lad.
     
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    He probably is, tbh the whole grime scene makes my skin crawl
     
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    In order to avoid sounding like my dad when I introduced him to The Damned and the Sex Pistols, I try not to be too dismissive of any musical genre. But when my son started listening to Drum n Bass and Grime, I told him "congratulations, every generation has to find some music their parents just don't get. You've found yours".
     
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    Don't mind some dnb tbh

    But grime is just people spouting **** about the "trap" life, ie, selling crack, stabbing people and such so for me its utter bollocks, plus the tempo allows for a very limited range of flow, hence why all of em sound like their reciting limericks really fast
     
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    I love the night
    The day is OK and the sun can be fun
    But I live to see those rays slip away


    From " I love the Night " by the Blue Oster Cult .

    It's also my SIG on here .
     
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  18. Sucky

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    Double post
     
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    I'm sure there are some genuinely original grime lyricists, but I'll never know because the noise of it gives my arsehole a headache.

    And I'm sure dnb is great to dance to if you are on the right drugs - horrible ones that bum you right out and make you para, I'm guessing.
     
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