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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    In 1:33 scale <ok>
     
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  2. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    How’s your head today mate?
     
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  3. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Does that not push a show of appreciation at Christmas into the realms of a blatant back hander?
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'd engage his firm regardless. Most suppliers push things my way at this time of year, hampers, booze and so on but I just pool off all that crap for the lads on site.


    The industry is set up for easy back handers though, M&E consultants must love Christmas.
     
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  5. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    My old fella was a chief buyer for a large factory back in the day, and we’d fill a room with the gifts he received at this time of year. From the standard bottles through to oil paintings. Back then no one thought anything of it.

    I’ve always been wary of it tbh, and even though it’s got less and less over the years I tend to give the vast majority of it away. I might keep the odd bottle if it’s decent lol. I never take cash though.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Cash always looks dodgy, some of the folk I deal with are nuts though. I could probably get myself Hublot's and Range Rovers if I was 'flexible'. I never take anything at tender stage, at Xmas folk can give me what they like, it won't influence anything from my end.

    M&E is different, they're almost on commission to push certain products into builds. I had mine almost in tears because I re-spec'd our boilers for an apartment block.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    OK, didn't go nuts when I came home.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Same with me, I've come home with £500 in me pocket, three bottles of single Malt, one port, three wine and various biscuits!

    Also a nice looking M&S Christmas cake but she's already made one so I'll give that to my neighbour.

    I've come home with a banging head too!
     
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  9. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    You're not a Romanian pickpocket on Oxford St are you by any chance?
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Nope, courtesy of a generous sub contractor.
    I does feel a bit dodgy but everyone has done well out of the project I'm currently on so I'm saying nowt.
     
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  11. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Good to hear the good old British bung culture is alive and well <laugh>
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Same as Tel though, this makes no difference to anything. Were into our third year working together, it doesn't influence anything really
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Managed to get round the big shop without decking Mrs luv.
     
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  14. If you saw my motor, I guarantee you would cream your keks.

    Don't give me all this bollocks that you'd turn down the offer to own it for a weekend. If you live up North, you'd have hot gash dripping off your chin within seconds of being seen in my car.

    Trust me. I know.
     
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  15. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    What year is it mate?
     
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  16. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    I'll just have to stick to poodling around in my old bone shaker.

    Trust me, I know <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  17. It's less than 10 years old. Very low miles, as I use only for posing purposes and Sunday driving.

    Why is that important?
     
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  18. Yeah, right.

    Like fcuk you'd pass on the chance to drive a real pussy magnet!
     
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  19. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    It’s not important mate, I just wondered

    How many cars have you and the Mrs got between you then, given this one is just a Sunday car - 3?
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    What we have here is a penis extension which screams I need the illusion of money to lure road kill. Until they see the 13 mm wiener. <laugh>
     
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