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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Guid news guise, wee half shift today then that's me off until the 8th of January.

    Git it up yees ya bunch of *****poofs
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    **** dat half day ****e Ahm off at 10 the day <somersault>
     
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  3. GroveRanger

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    Full day for this hard working and conscientious citizen. Works do this afternoon so will be taking it easy before the Christmas break and back to normal in the New Year.

    Happy Christmas to you all, well some of you.

     
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  4. Tina.

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    I’m off to Costco this afternoon. Should be fun.
     
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  5. bayernkenny

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    Still oan the wagon!
     
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  6. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    What's Costco? Is that like a downmarket Aldi?
     
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  7. Tina.

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    Yes.
     
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    Might chance a smithwicks today. It's been a while.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Is Costco no the place paki shop owners go to get their stock?
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Going to Man City vs Bournemouth tomorrow, planning on visiting Manchester City Centre with some bin bags and pick up some litter as a good will gesture for 2008.
     
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  11. Patience

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    I think it's admirable that you're willing to clean up after Trev rioted because Subway ran out of meatballs.
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Worse.
     
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  13. GroveRanger

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    You can buy 10 kilo packs of beef mince, car tyres and filing cabinets in the same shop.
     
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  14. Patience

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    Why would they package mince, tyres and filing cabinets together?
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Basically, you put the mince in the filing cabinet then wheel the ****er home.

    Your wheelchair circuitry malfunctioning or something :eek:
     
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  16. We're having an Arlene Foster Christmas this year:
    "On Christmas day I like to go for a bracing walk, perhaps with 500 or so friends in bowler hats with military-style drums chanting the traditional festive greeting of “NO SURRENDER!” There’s nothing wrong with it, it’s traditional. Anyone who says it’s prejudiced is lying. Then it’s off to church to pray for the destruction of the antichrist the Pope, followed by Ulster Unionist carols like No Gays in the Manger. It will be lovely."
     
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  17. GroveRanger

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    Purely for the convenience of anyone who wants to purchase mince, tyres and cabinets in one quick shopping trip. Members only though iirc.
     
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  18. Strange Nipples ST

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    Popped into Tesco and M&S this morning. ****ing nightmare. Thank **** that's most of the shopping done. Wouldn't like to be going tomorrow or Sunday. Would probably end up on a killing spree.

    Anyway, entertaining guests for lunch tomorrow then doing as little as possible for the rest of the year.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    My mate won a trolley dash at Costco, 2 minutes to run around collecting all he could. Had a massive ****ing trolley full and it would have cost £14.30
     
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