Cestriamackem...

Love the name anything with food is a hit with me.

Sess are you in the majority or minority?

 

Cestria is marmite mate. I think it's about a fifty/fifty split.

 

I love marmite can't say the same about Incest.

 

Nice pun.. But no, I doubt anyone was obsessed but he was a character at times, often made me laugh due to his own blind ignorance. He's different to Psycho and Murray-out who crease me up with their awful (but hilarious) wumming. Cest tends to stand by everything he says 100%, I've a feeling the "leaving" statement may break that trend though.

 

The fact that there is an article on your board about him with this many replies is arguably evidence to contradict this statement...

 

That's like saying you're obsessed with Tash/HMT then, swings and roundabouts etc...

 

People like to have a laugh at others making tits of themselves. This guy made a spectacular tit of himself and has set himself up to perfectly make himself look even dumber if he returns.
I wouldnt say obsessed ('totally and intrusively preoccupied to a troubling extent') but certainly since this guy took great pleasure in insulting people it's going to attract attention.

 

No, I think that most of us think that it is as funny as **** that someone who always resorts to abuse when people disagree with him should spit his dummy out, and writes a pathetic "boohoo, goodbye, I am leaving.......really I am............I am going now" article just because he gets a bit back.

And then to cap it all, he keeps on coming back to see what people are writing about him.


You couldn't make it up!!

 

I could've...

 

I don't think I have ever seen an article dedicated to Tash on our board, and if I'm being honest I do quite like to read his mad rantings [sometimes]..

 

Obviously he was a massive attention whore. The best thing would have been for a mod to say bye, then lock the thread, so that it didn't get anymore replies. I've never known someone post a thread like that and then not return. DO NOT FEED THE WHORE.

 

I see Gaddafi is in hiding as well.

Is this the end of tyranny as we know it?

Cestria out!
Gaddafi out!

Bruce out?

 

can't be talking about me then must be looking in the mirror anyway got some stats for you to help with your research

mackems


The year they won the First Division makes interesting reading:

mackems v Portsmouth
Division One 12/09/95
Attendance: 12,282

mackems v Crystal Palace
Division One 3/12/1995
Attendance: 12,777
(They went 2nd with a 1-0 win in this game)

mackems v Southend
Division One 9/9/1995
Attendance: 13,805

Of the 22 attendances in their promotion year, 17 of them were sub 20,000.

From a reader:

"When I was studying in York 2 years ago, they were trying to recruit mercenary fans by advertising on the side of buses there."

Their Hall of Shame....

League

mackems v Plymouth
Division Two 4/4/1989
Attendance: 8,003

mackems v Sheffield United
Division Two 11/04/1987
Attendance: 8,544

mackems v Shrewsbury
Division Two 22/4/1989
Attendance: 9,427

mackems v Plymouth
Division Two 14/03/1987
Attendance: 10,062

mackems v Oldham
Division Two 21/03/1987
Attendance: 10,250

mackems v Huddersfield
Division Two 24/01/1987
Attendance: 10,486

mackems v Millwall
Division Two 06/12/1986
Attendance: 10,665

mackems v Birmingham
Division Two 1/4/1989
Attendance: 10,969

mackems v Bristol C.
Division Two 17/12/1994
Attendance: 11,661

mackems v Tranmere
Division Two 5/3/1995
Attendance: 12,043

mackems v Leeds
Division Two 4/10/1988
Attendance: 12,671

- Newcastle have finished as the Football League's best supported club on no fewer than 10 occasions, whereas Sunderland have never finished as the League's best supported club:

Man Utd 34;
Everton 13;
Arsenal 12;
Newcastle/Chelsea 10;
Aston Villa/Liverpool 7;
Spurs 6;
Man City 3.

Best ever season
Newcastle 56,299 47/48
mackems 47,785 49/50
smoggies 36,123 50/51

Worst
Newcastle 16,835 90/91
mackems 13,600 86/87
smoggies 5,135 84/85

Post war average
Newcastle 33,133
mackems 28,357
smoggies 19,672

Top flight average
Newcastle 35,574
mackems 32,891
smoggies 25,165

Second flight average
Newcastle 28,252
mackems 23,701
smoggies 16,555

and here's some others of interest

mackems v Barnsley
Full Members Cup 16/09/1986
Attendance: 6,904

mackems v Port Vale
Zenith Data 14/11/1989
Attendance: 7,035

mackems v Preston
Coca Cola Cup 23/08/1995
Attendance: 7,407

mackems v York City
Littlewoods Cup 26/08/1986
Attendance: 9,162

mackems v Millwall
Littlewoods Cup 4/10/1994
Attendance: 9,698

From psycho aged 34 1/2:

"In addition to the free tickets they need to fob off in the Metro, my mother who is a secretary at an Ovingham school, receives 10 free tickets every week to Sunderland FC (registered charity 546365756863452) matches. Nobody ever wants them so she just sends them straight back."



long winded i know but i hope you find this of great help in your life long quest (through the use of stats) to once and for all prove that scumberland fc are a bigger better supported team than those horrid magpies up the road

 

I remember reading the year 2 years they finished 7th their attendances were around 42-43k avg. When they went down their average attendance was down to around 30k and then down to 25k when they didn't get promoted first time.

 

That's just lies marra...Our average attendance in our time at the SoL has never been as low as 25,000 even during some disasterous seasons.

 

Hang on psycho's 34 years old, I thought he was 5 or something.

 

Tiote certainly could have.