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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't matter mate

    I was in Merseyside for 6 years and they made me an honorary scouser, you were born there ffs

    Besides you could still have a tash now. Go on grow one, get a shell suit and get in touch with your inner scouser
     
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  2. Tobes

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    He’s got a Jeremy Beadle beard
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    I'm straight outa Compton
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    No disrespect, but I thought that was out of bounds for a Muslim ?

    As opposed to being out of bounds for HIAG as would have felt ‘degraded’ <rofl>
     
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  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Crazy mother ****er named Ice Cube?
     
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  6. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    It is out of bounds and I agree with why. I know non Muslim women that don't like it....pull a face of disgust at the suggestion...it is someone's ****ter at the end of the day....unhealthy bacteria etc...but we are vile Carnal creatures when we want to be...and we go where our filthy minds will take us when we are in the zone.
     
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  7. Spurlock

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    Yesss Libby <party>
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You can always do it in the shower <ok>
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Nope ... not on my list ... is it a cosmetic? ... I've got some 'Knacker Lacquer" on the list ... puts a lustre on yer cluster <laugh> ... the ladies love it <ok>
     
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  10. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Whose hacked Fossy's account?

    He made me chuckle
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Cardiff is ****. First place was rammed can't be arsed with it. Second place wanted me to take a seat and use easier service but there was nowhere to sit unless I wanted to join randoms.
    Third place looks good Mahou on tap, it's off. Rescued as they have bottles of Little Creatures. Finally get a beer.
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Where is this third place?

    I agree Cardiff is **** though, for a capital city with major delusions of grandeur it's ****ing gash.
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... an abundance of gash used to be a pre-requisite for a good night out when I was a lad <whistle>
     
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  14. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    A couple of cold beers tonight, full of fcukin cold but that's what Christmas is all about by all accounts..

    Had a mate drive 200+ miles today to come and wish me and my girl a very Merry Christmas and leave gifts for us all..

    @Burly Hurley you are one in a million my good friend, you made Lollie's day. See you in the New Year my good man and thanks again.. A great one for you, yours and the family <ok>
     
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  15. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Yeah, and it still is.

    Cardiff is full of valley trolls though!
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Good work Burley!

    Happy Christmas Joe.
     
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Off now til New year

    Tonight Matthew I'm going to be.......





    Off my ferkin fayce .
     
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  18. luvgonzo

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    Place called Soda, it's OK and the beer is good but it's just one and then I'll meet up with everyone.
     
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    I thought you were going for a beer with the gang from work?
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    In Peppermint now they do Anchor Steam Beer, that's me sorted.
     
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