Ah, right. I'm not down with that! I thought i'd lived a sheltered life or something but it turns out I'm quite normal.
‘Darlin’ do you fancy trying something new tonight ?’ ‘Oh I thought you were still upset with me for going out on the lash with the lads last night ? Wow my luck is in’ ‘Okay love, let me just tighten this strap, you lay down there with your face in the pillow .....’
You guys should try some clipping. You can earn a grand a night and get rimmed both ways by the clipper at nights end.
HIAG's going to start by googling diagrams of where the clitoris is located and take it step by step from there.
Think I may have accidentally been a little drunk again last night.. Seems Christmas food shop couldn't prevent the inevitable.. Sneaked into the boozer on the way back from shopping managed 3 pints in the time the Mrs had 1. Then went home unpacked and tucked in to a bottle of Sangre de Toro.
It doesn't involve a clitoris mate.... Basically find a fit bird that's skint. Girls that are just starting out in crack addiction are a good bet. Dress them up like a hooker. Stand them in a red light district (high class area if possible). Make them stand at the top of a quiet alley. When a rich businessman pulls over get her to take him down the alley. I'd be waiting down the alley with a mate and a couple baseball bats. As he walks down clip him (smash him up and take his wallet). Let him go saying you now know where he lives. 100% he won't call the police or tell his wife. Serious money was made back in the day. Then take the bird back to a hotel. Smoke crack and have sex while laughing at the fat rich businessmen that have just been clipped and paid for it all.
