Sounds like Brewster's Millions without the happy ending, although you clearly had a number of happy endings before you contemplated shooting yourself.
You did well to still be alive. If someone had given me 226 grand in 1999 I'd have lit up the night sky like a Chinese rocket, before crashing and burning like the Graf Spee.
When did HIAG hack @Skylarker account? sounds like you've had a good time and life is all about experiences. Glad it's all worked out, from shagging the finest woman to being a not606 pimp
i wish i had the cahoons and the inheritance to do that (maybe minus the coke but balling and making it rain motherfuckers). You are the king of the board sky
I retired for a few years in Jamaica in my very early twenties... Came up with a genius plan. I realised EVERY ****er was smuggling drugs out of Jamaica. So I flipped it and used to take drugs into Jamaica. No one batted an eye lid as I walked through with bars of hash... hash was new to the yardies. I was quite revolutionary In that sense. Made some ok money then too.
You know the score mate. I survived by the skin of my teeth, came close many a time. Woke up in hospital one time with a priest reading above me. That's about as close as gets!! Someone must have been watching over me......
How did I nearly die? Mainly drug overdoses tbh. Couple of cocaine induced heart attacks. Once got stabbed in the face but that wasn't life threatening. Got shot in the groin too but missed all my arteries so was very lucky...dont think I even went to the hospital then, vaguely remember being skint so didn't have time to **** around in hospital. Just general ****ery really. The life of an active addict. Crazy way to live, most don't make it.
There's only one night I don't remember any of after a certain point. It started with a lot of Vodka RB & champagne, then a fair bit of coke and a few pills. That was 'fine', then someone offered me some ketamin, so I said yes, the rest is a mystery. I woke in my apartment some time the next day with a coat but no shirt, shoes but no socks, and a key that opened my door but wasn't the one I'd had when I left.