Did Nigel See This Coming?

This is turning out to be the comedy version of The Injury Thread...

 

Hopefully just in terms of on the pitch.

 

I saw Ben play, it was like watching Puskas in his prime.

Sign him up Nigel.

 

Crap, You're a Collingwood supporter.

 

Yes I am a law abiding nearly retired individual , Simpkin was always a bit of a hero.I remember being very distressed when he asked for a transfer

 

I believe he is in prison atm .. maybe out now though ..

 

Indeed you are correct. 2010 two years. Out now.

 

I was a goalie but now I'm O.F.F.U. Old Fat and ****ing Usless..

 

And the reason you can’t play is what?

 

Aye sounds like Hesford reincarnated.

 

I might be over 60, knackered knees and back but I would still cut off a finger if I got the chance to pull on the sacred shirt.

 

I played at Wembley Stadium in 2011 with my brother who also played for the mighty Little Weighton FC. Shall we get our boots cleaned?

 

With your good leg?

 

Ohhh yes ... Right foot top corner. Get innnn !!! Crowd goes mad. We can all dream can't we?

 

Don’t know what your all on about Evandro is only 2 weeks away!

 

I’ve got a replacement ACL, repaired PCL, replacement lateral knee ligament, and a snapped hamstring tendon which has been reattached after pinging back up my leg

All that’s on my right hand side though, so I’ll be fine anywhere on the left really...just don’t expect me to cut inside.

I’ll get my boots dubbined shall I?

 

I've got 12 goals from midfield this season, but I turn 30 on the 5th of January and as we all know, you automatically become **** on that very birthday. So I'll play until New Year but I'll have to be dropped for the trip to Ewood Park.

 

Sorted. Stan can deputise for you after his op.

 

Come on there must be a little niggle somewhere?