1st time just young and stupid and the 2 women were out of this world looking, especially the one I was seeing. There's punching above your weight and then there's this girl. No idea how I managed it. I look back and kick myself it was so obvious that there was a hint from this girl to join us and no arguments from the other. #dickhead
Because neither I nor Glenn is gay, for a start. These really are questions that you need to be directing at Pixie and Skiddy. They are the experts in anything to do with the male arse. Either of them will be able to point you in the right direction.
It’s great if everyone is into it. Don’t do it with a girlfriend. She’ll either be a slut or incredibly fcuked up.
He is a great bloke. He didn’t have any “issues” with disabled people. He’d never kick a cripple off his crutches, for example, or tap dance up to someone in a wheelchair.
You’d chew Glenn off, you idolise him, I mean just look at your avatar.... If he flopped it out you’d be on your knees quicker that I could say Diamond Lights Nige...
How do you know he didn't? He just felt they were being punished for being a **** in a previous life. If he is right you're ****ed mate.. you'll come back as a spastic caterpillar.
Other than liking her ardiles? What did you do her to her? Thrill her with tales of hotels you've never stayed in?
Apart from rimming and pegging, and no doubt just about everything barring missionary lift the nighty on a Saturday sex.....
Are you a sock account of math? Come on. Is that the best you have.. people would pay good money to venture into the shenanigans I've been upto.. equally people would probably pay not too also.
You wish! Remember, I like to perform magic? You wouldn’t believe what I can do with my wand! It’s magic.
