Off Topic The Burly Arms

I'd pretty much do whatever a fit bird wanted me to do, **** it you only live once and when you're young you gotta have a go at everything. Well most things.

 

Red wine and rimming, top thread.

 

Just needs a nice bit of cheese now

 

She’s always begging me to do it to her. On all fours, arse cheeks pulled lewdly apart. That stupid “baby girl” look on her face.

Why would anyone want to degrade themselves by doing that?

 

I’m currently enjoying a good hard glass of Chianti.

 

Get through a good amount it'll loosen you up a bit.

 

Degrade themselves? You’re not quite getting this are you mate?

 

Loosen me up for what, Luvvy?

 

Glenn Hoddles helmet

 

Not seeing a problem here. Once took a bird for a dirty weekend in Torquay . Was only about 20 at the time.

First night was having a cheeky 69 giving her ring a cheeky lick then dived in with a finger. The cow returned fire. She had quite big fingers and exceedingly long nails. Was scarred for weeks. ****ting was an issue for sometime.

 

Why would I want to loosen myself up for Glenn’s helmet?

 

Oh, ffs!

What is it with you savages?

 

Why wouldn't you is a more apt question.

 

Unfortunately I've been on the receiving end of 2 different women trying that, not good.

 

At the same time?

 

I wish.

Like yourself I've ****ed up the opportunity for a 3some twice.

 

Gutted for you. Feel your pain..

Were you smashed and coked up rendering you incapable?

 

That might have been @Chief actually?

 

@Hoddle Is A God so we’ve ascertained that the giving of a rimming is off limits for you. What about pegging?

 

I've dipped out twice. Once pissed and bag, fell asleep. Other was too much bag and had no life in the old chap.