Off Topic The Burly Arms

There’s a good reason why we only eat Turkey once a year..............it’s ****ing ****e

 

I'm letting her get it out of her system and its back to goose.

 

Eating Turkey is more healthy than most neat.

 

Yeah that works when the average Christmas Day gorging is about 5,000 calories

 

Vicar was ok, I won't burn in hell.

 

We've had a 3 bird in a bird in a bird thing the last few years. They're great. Would have preferred that again this year.

 

Yeah I love them. Aldi do a good one as it goes

 

True though. Massive amount of protein, low fat, etc...

Pity it tastes of **** all!..

 

I think I'd rather chew my mother in laws camel toe than eat Turkey.

 

Should make for an interesting Xmas dinner.

 

Yep, that's what we are having. My missus went to order the turkey from the butcher, got talking and he suggested a three bird roast (no spit roast jokes please!!!).
The butcher we use is normally spot on with the meat quality through the year, so I have every confidence that it will be OK, just a little concerned with how to cook it as we have never had one before.

 

Just follow instructions and keep your eye on it!

Enjoy mate!

 

They're beautiful. Best thing on the market for Xmas imo. Enjoy

 

Might be a bit tough with a fishy after taste

I’ll stick with the dry bird

 

Dry bird you say? Might need a good rimming.

 

Both dry and probably taste the same. Taste like chicken mate.

 

The old girl will have flaps that long you’ll be able to roll them like a beef olive

 

The middle one deserves respect.

 

I thought that was your finisher?

 

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