Off Topic The Burly Arms

Genuinely, I do not, Libby.

Is that something that you have engaged in?

 

Minehead Butlins?

 

Boom! Who's admitting to rimming a bird post.

Yep, I've been there with an ex, it was either that or go in dry.

 

Hiag mate! You should know a true gentleman doesn't kiss (or rim) and tell













But yes, I've licked a girls arse

 

Did you spit on it too?

Can't say I did, it's a great makeshift lube though.

 

No HIAG. You tried to wum and ****ed it up with your naivety, so I had to put you right.

Everybody has seen you **** it up mate. The fact that you’ve displayed your ****wittery in your sig just makes it even more tragic

 

Been fixing a bastard leak behind the toilet of my youngest boy's mother..annoyed me like ****...feel like punching her through a wall.

Anyway fixed now...lunchtime

 

Did you give her one - or lick her arse - while you were there?

 

To be fair, you’re explaing the concept of sex to HIAG and a bit like football, the dozy **** has demonstrated that he doesn’t have a clue about either.

 

^^scared to answer

 

No Libby, she wasn't on the toilet whilst I was fixing it and no I didn't give her one...that's a risky ****...she might think I care.

 

Licked her arse and gave her cunnilingus at the same time .... ?

 

Who me ? I’ve licked a girl’s arse. Girls love it if you flick your tongue across that bit between their arse and pussy. Perineum. Makes them go wild.

 

Lets not get technical here.

 

Unless you’ve got a forked tongue, then it’s not possible to lick their arse and pussy at the same time though.

HIAG does believe in the reptilians though, so maybe this is what he meant ?

 

I only lick arse if I'm chewing gum at the same time...just helps me psychologically. Make sure it's a extra strong mint flava....adds an extra tingle and they love it.

 

No, we don’t own Butlins, Luvvy.

 

Pix, it’s staying put, no matter how much you beel about it.

 

I’m very happy for you to continue to make a **** of yourself mate