basically this thread about 12 pages back i think. HIAG getting ripped by chief, then tobes and tel. Libby had to step in to stop HIAG committing more seppuku
You and Pixie holding tightly onto each other’s cocks and dancing round and round in circles whilst squealing like girls does not count as a “spin dry,” Tobias.
Why would I be? Check my sig. I forced you to come out with that classic! That’s what people will remember, Pix.
No mate, but you stumbling into **** up after **** up, and then resorting to your ‘HIAG doesn’t exist’ retreat, does
That’s brilliant mate. A constant reminder of how you tried to wum and ****ed it up. This is Dildo-gate part II
Dress it up however you like, Pix. The fact remains that I have made a fool of you yet again! My sig page is fast becoming the go-to resource for those who want to be reminded of your many howlers. Thanks for the comedy, mate! May the magic never die!
Of course you have Forrest. I don’t need to dress anything up. Everybody saw what you wrote. You’ve ****ed up again and put it in your sig to remind everybody that you’ve ****ed up. Your sig is now littered with ‘comments about ‘nasty pixie’, but you’re not wound up in the slightest.
You do realise that the sig quote makes you look like a completely clueless **** don’t you? This is comedy gold HIAG treads on yet another rake
HIAG makes a **** of himself and then puts it in his sig to remind everybody that he’s made a **** of himself. You don’t even need to rub HIAG’s nose in it, he does it for you
Oh dear hiag why exactly is that quote considered 'quote of the century '? And why have you felt the need to add in the word him in brackets. You know you can rim a bird right?
Too right I’m not! I’ve been laughing my cock off! It’s been a cracking year for fcuk ups from you, mate, as my growing siggy is testament to. Thanks for that. I’m off with the family to our coastal retreat, over the Christmas break. I’ll have time to relax, reflect, and generally remind myself of your classic moments. My siggy is an excellent aide memoir. I’m looking forward to that, Pix.
Hi mate, Not 606 reception girls just buzzed up and they have taken a delivery for you. Several boxes marked your arse and your monthly subsrciption to the Irish Daily Mirror, Little Chef and Harvester magazines
You need to check it out on a computer, Libby. It’s classic Pixie, mate! Don’t judge until you see it.
Just to recap about Pixie’s howler... Basically, he purported to give me advice on how best to rim male arse. I made it clear that I wasn’t interested in his obvious sexual advances, and he has been trying to backtrack ever since. The handful of sad sacks that remain loyal to him have done their best to help him dig himself out of his hole, but to no avail. I have included Pixie’s advice in my siggy, since it may help some of you with your rimming technique. I know there are some of you who hang out on the periphery of the ‘Pede who love to rim Pixie’s arse occasionally.
