So was Bailey! Tell her she’s got striking features, great cheekbones. Women love all that bollocks - you might even get into her knickers if she buys it* *Disclaimer: You could also get chucked off the train and arrested if she doesn’t.
Oh, I’m glad I don’t know how they work, and it’s heartening for you to acknowledge that I am not a rimmer. I am more than happy to put your kindly advice to budding homosexuals in my sig, so that they can gain the benefit of your hard earned expertise and experience, Pix. Thanks, mate.
Except non of that happened. It’s what the ‘Pede desperately wanted to happen. The truth is that Pixie and Tobias have been doing their level best to wind me up, have failed, and pissed off about it. So pissed off is Pix that I flustered him into coming out with the quote of the Century! I’ll be posting it in my sig when I get off location and have access to my computer.
No Nigel, but I found your comments that show your complete lack of understanding hilarious bud. You are Colin Hunt
We rinsed you, spun you and hung you out to dry, you deluded donk Hence your “none of its real, I’d never tell you anything” rant last night. You had your kicks pulled down and we spent the day laughing at your tiny weener
You don’t have to engage in a sex act to understand how it works mate. You tried to wum and you ****ed it up, again. It was very similar to dildo-gate where you tried to wum and ended up ****ing yourself off for 20 pages.
