Off Topic The Burly Arms

I've no idea what thread it was on. There was nonsense going on everywhere yesterday.

 

They ****ed that experiment clean off. The Olympic is what it’s always been

 

Yeah it was binned pretty quick but it would have been good ammo for him briefly. If only eh? His Google skills need upgrading.

 

Aye, a bit his like Business class flights claim, when he flew with an airline who don’t offer it.

 

Train update.
Guy in front of me on a laptop, old woman next to him reading a book keeps glancing at the laptop with a WTF expression.
Super hot blonde sat next to me.

 

Start praying to Mecca

 

Pics,?...

 

I had to get the Helicopter out...the potential for a rescue mission was very high

 

She's sat next to me there's no subtle way, I'd have to ask if it's OK.

 

Pic required

 

Tell her you’re a model’s agent, or some **** like that!...

 

See my last.

 

Go for a waz and then be fiddling with your phone on the way back, and just take a pic before you sit down

 

I'm a right scruffy ****, she isn't going to buy that for a second.

 

Quick thinking genius...I like it.

 

I’m quite sure you can blag a quickie

 

Clearly never been to the toilet on the valley lines. I'd rather take a piss in downtown Mosul.

 

Ask her if she wants to see your baubles and Xmas tree....rumour has it women love a good sense of humour.

 

Having travelled for a length of time with GWR I know exactly what you mean.

 

They do if you're a good looking young man hung like a donkey. Outside of that they're miserable ****ers.