1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

I feel down this morning

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. Stan

    Stan Stalker

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2014
    Messages:
    36,100
    Likes Received:
    23,462
    Sounds like Brewster's Millions without the happy ending, although you clearly had a number of happy endings before you contemplated shooting yourself.
     
    #141
    Spurlock, Libby, Tobes and 1 other person like this.
  2. Stan

    Stan Stalker

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2014
    Messages:
    36,100
    Likes Received:
    23,462
    @Skylarker let's write a book about your life.
     
    #142
  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2011
    Messages:
    49,428
    Likes Received:
    30,917
    I will be writing a book at some point. Just need to get some spare time to plan etc.
     
    #143
  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    108,307
    Likes Received:
    67,781
    please log in to view this image
    upload_2017-12-19_10-22-36.jpeg upload_2017-12-19_10-22-50.jpeg upload_2017-12-19_10-23-4.jpeg
     
    #144
    Spurlock, Libby, BobbyD and 3 others like this.
  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    56,827
    Likes Received:
    63,700

    <laugh> You did well to still be alive. If someone had given me 226 grand in 1999 I'd have lit up the night sky like a Chinese rocket, before crashing and burning like the Graf Spee.
     
    #145
    Skylarker, Libby and Page_Moss_Kopite like this.
  6. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2013
    Messages:
    22,093
    Likes Received:
    17,928
    When did HIAG hack @Skylarker account? <whistle>

    sounds like you've had a good time and life is all about experiences. Glad it's all worked out, from shagging the finest woman to being a not606 pimp
     
    #146
    Skylarker and Spurlock like this.

  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    74,840
    Likes Received:
    90,656
    What a fackin playa...you lived to tell the tale...nice one.
     
    #147
    Skylarker and BobbyD like this.
  8. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2013
    Messages:
    22,093
    Likes Received:
    17,928
    i wish i had the cahoons and the inheritance to do that (maybe minus the coke but balling and making it rain motherfuckers).

    You are the king of the board sky
     
    #148
    Skylarker likes this.
  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2011
    Messages:
    84,241
    Likes Received:
    88,678
    I'd be dead if I had access to that sort of money when I was a proper wreck.
     
    #149
  10. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    74,840
    Likes Received:
    90,656
    It's a shame he's got no Asian blood in him...he would have invested in at least 1 property lol
     
    #150
    Last edited: Dec 19, 2017
    Stan, Tobes, Libby and 4 others like this.
  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    92,685
    Likes Received:
    43,150
    I took a 5 year year holiday in Pattaya. Thailand (aged 34). My first retirement<laugh>
     
    #151
    Skylarker likes this.
  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2011
    Messages:
    49,428
    Likes Received:
    30,917
    I retired for a few years in Jamaica in my very early twenties...

    Came up with a genius plan. I realised EVERY ****er was smuggling drugs out of Jamaica. So I flipped it and used to take drugs into Jamaica. No one batted an eye lid as I walked through with bars of hash... hash was new to the yardies. I was quite revolutionary In that sense. Made some ok money then too.
     
    #152
    Commachio and Spurlock like this.
  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2011
    Messages:
    49,428
    Likes Received:
    30,917
    You know the score mate. I survived by the skin of my teeth, came close many a time. Woke up in hospital one time with a priest reading above me. That's about as close as gets!!

    Someone must have been watching over me......
     
    #153
    Libby, BobbyD, Spurlock and 1 other person like this.
  14. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    74,840
    Likes Received:
    90,656
    What got you there is what we want to know Bredda
     
    #154
  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

    Joined:
    Apr 15, 2011
    Messages:
    49,428
    Likes Received:
    30,917
    How did I nearly die?

    Mainly drug overdoses tbh. Couple of cocaine induced heart attacks. Once got stabbed in the face but that wasn't life threatening. Got shot in the groin too but missed all my arteries so was very lucky...dont think I even went to the hospital then, vaguely remember being skint so didn't have time to **** around in hospital.

    Just general ****ery really. The life of an active addict. Crazy way to live, most don't make it.
     
    #155
    Spurlock likes this.
  16. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    74,840
    Likes Received:
    90,656
    Calling you Bubs

    please log in to view this image
     
    #156
    Big Ern and Skylarker like this.
  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2013
    Messages:
    104,121
    Likes Received:
    83,623
    Well I'd guess @Matth_2014 will be feeling very down tomorrow morning
     
    #157
    Big Ern likes this.
  18. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    25,579
    Likes Received:
    20,260
    I refuse to talk of my past in fear of being denounced as a wannabe HIAG, but it was fun
     
    #158
  19. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    36,067
    Likes Received:
    14,555

    I wish I could remember a fair bit of mine!
     
    #159
  20. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2011
    Messages:
    25,579
    Likes Received:
    20,260
    There's only one night I don't remember any of after a certain point. It started with a lot of Vodka RB & champagne, then a fair bit of coke and a few pills. That was 'fine', then someone offered me some ketamin, so I said yes, the rest is a mystery. I woke in my apartment some time the next day with a coat but no shirt, shoes but no socks, and a key that opened my door but wasn't the one I'd had when I left.
     
    #160
    Skylarker likes this.

Share This Page