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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    What did I **** up exactly mate ?

    Put it in there fella. It will be a reminder that you didn't know how those two sex acts worked.
     
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  2. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    I did the South Padre Island, Corpus Christi, San Antonio (The Alamo), Dallas(JFK Assassination spot), Austin(State Capital), and Galveston/Houston Texas to Louisiana Baton Rouge (State Capital) and New Orleans(Bourbon Street)about 12 years ago, it was ****ing superb, i miss living in Houston even now, the humidity was horrendous but that was nothing compared to the tropical lifestyle.
     
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  3. It will be a reminder that you do.
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    She'll go back full time (teacher) next September, if they let her, so we'll have a bit more bunce.
    Mates of ours going to Trois Valees in Feb, was half tempted to take the immediate plunge but it's got to wait till 2019.

    I'll ski as that's what the kids will no doubt do. My knees hurt daily, dread to think how they'll be skiing!
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That's at least the 4th **** up and counting.

    Spanifrench-cuisine gate
    Virgin business class-gate
    Little Chef-gate
    And now 69/rim-gate

    Have I missed any ? <laugh>
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yes, I know how those two sex acts work. You clearly don't hence your **** up. Put it in your sig so that we can all laugh at you :)
     
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  7. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    As you have done the trip I will seek your advice, and if we go to Las Vegas then I will ask someone who has been there - so not Hiag
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I fancied myself as a snowboarder, but it's ****ing dangerous. At least with surfing you have to physically paddle yourself into a wave. With snowboarding/skiing, it's very easy to gain some speed and quickly. It also hurts more when you crash.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I've got this daft idea, that is without any foundation, that I'll be a natural.

    No evidence to that effect from things like skateboarding and such like, I'm just convinced I'll be great.
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    That's exactly the attitude I took to the slopes.

    You'll be fine mate <laugh>
     
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  11. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I'm not entirely sure what he thinks he's got you on here <laugh>
     
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  12. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Mate I am old and feckless!
    My kids are all old enough that we can go away and leave them (as long as a cleaner comes in) so that does help.
    As Piskie said the flights to California aren’t that dear, it will be cheaper than taking everyone skiing :)
     
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    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    How long did that trip take - could I add it to my trip ? ie do San Fran to Mexico then Texas up to New Orleans
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Just another case of HIAG tripping up over his own shoe laces, smashing his face into the tarmac and claiming he's a winner <ok>
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    No way am i reading 12 pages to catch up.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Would love to go to New Orleans. On my list. I'm a big fan of Deep Mississippi Blues <ok>
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Pretty sure you guess who's made a **** of themselves again ?

    Quite funny though, worth a read <ok>
     
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    No it’s not. It’s ****ing tragic.
     
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  20. BobbyD

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    you are actually missing out on some comedy gold here.

    Not the standard HIAG bullsup. For starters theres no dissertations written by fosse and its not the usual bullshit between piskie and hiag
     
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