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  1. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    I’ve driven most of that. Take the coast highway - Highway1 from memory.

    I wouldn’t advise going over the border though, unless things have changed the Mexican old bill love a gringo in a car!...
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Get your tits out then.
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Well it is Panto season.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    I would have liked to go this year but I can’t as Mrs G4E has booked too many holidays already ! Marrakesh, Sorrento, Kalkan, and she is away when I am taking my mates to Tenerife for a week to watch World Cup.
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    Nice, sounds like you've got some good trips coming up mate. If you do that PCH route some time, tap me up for some good places to stop <ok> Would also recommend hiring an RV and staying in campgrounds along the route, cheap and easy and a good friendly scene.

    If you need advice about flying business class with airlines that don't offer business class, then speak to @Hoddle Is A God
     
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  6. You should go together, then you’ll be able to rim each other furiously on Route 69.
     
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  7. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Which route 69?, Nevada or California.:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  8. I doubt Pix will mind, with a mouth full of G4E’s pecan knob.
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    Route 69 runs from Minnesota to Texas mate. The PCH is in California.

    Unless it was an attempt at a pun on a sex act in which case you ****ed it up, as if you were rimming, you wouldn't be giving a 69.

    Your geography is as poor as your knowledge of anatomy
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    It's comments like this that make me yearn for being young, free and feckless again!
    I'd love to do that trip, been watching the series and gutted I'll probably never go to California, for starters.

    Will deffo get to Mexico at some point, just need my three kids to grow the **** up!
     
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  11. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Why?, have you personally tried a mouth full of G4E's pecan knob?
     
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  12. PINKIE

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    Why not fella ? It's cheap to fly there these days, and the yanks love their amenities so it's easy to travel there.
     
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  13. That’s going in my sig!

    Thanks, Pix!

    You truly are the gift that keeps on giving!
    <laugh>
     
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  14. PINKIE

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    Put it in there mate. It will be a constant reminder of your naivety about sex :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  15. ...or your expert advice on how to deliver the perfect rim-job!
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Because for now pretty much committed to Europe, having shelled out so much on the motor home.
    Once the kids get older then maybe we can spread a bit but my youngest is only five so that's a way off yet.

    Will start yearly ski trips next winter too and they don't come cheap.
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    You didn't understand how one couldn't be performed if you were engaged in the other. Not surprising coming from somebody who admitted to trying to finger a Dildo <ok>
     
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  18. Tobes

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    <laugh>

    He really is beyond parody. How many’s that? I’ve lost count today
     
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  19. Sorry, Pix. It’s going in.

    You ****ed up massively. We both know that.

    I wish I could make this easier for you, but we both know I can’t, mate.
     
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    Oh yeah, I forgot you bought the behemoth <laugh> I did a ski trip to Poland earlier this year. I'm ****ing crap at it. Snowboarding too. I thought being a surfer it would be easy to make the crossover. But skiing ****ing hurts.
     
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