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  1. <laugh>
    Except that people can see that I haven’t, Tobias!

    What good would that have served anyway?

    So good at giving, such a pussy at taking!

    You’re as bad as Skiddy’s “wife.”
     
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  2. Tobes

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    Everyone can clearly see that you have, mate

    No idea what your motive was, childish inanity at guess though
     
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    You live in a fantasy world HIAG.

    Have you realised that Virgin don’t offer Business Class yet?

    You’re a prize dong, mate
     
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  4. Get yourself home, Tobias. The stall will wait until tomorrow. You can knock out that gross of dodgy Christmas puddings.

    Time to put your feet up and enjoy a cuppa!

    Lovely jubbly!
     
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  5. Who said I flew Virgin?

    You make a complete tit of yourself every time you jump at my bait.

    You are no where near my intellectual match. Don’t feel bad about that. Few are, mate.
     
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    HIAG's performance here reminds me of watching the special Olympics. The competitor thinks he's winning, but the crowd know that no matter how hard he tries, he's still a ******.
     
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    I did you brainless knob, as at the time, I checked the flight timetables and the only UK flight out of Vegas at the time of your stated return, was the same flight you’d said you took out, and it was Virgin.

    Once again I’ve handed you your skid stained arse, as you’re an intellectual midget HIAG, some noddy middle management bozzo, with delusions of grandeur. Every time you attempt to spin a yarn you tie yourself in knots, as you’re a bit dense and unfortunately some of us have got memories like a ****ing hard drive <laugh>
     
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    It’s like a DMD victory lap. HIAG will trip over his laces and smash his face into the tarmac though
     
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    #killerblow
     
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    He was also googling the price of Virgin flights to Vegas earlier, so that he could try and back up his BS story about flying business class - until he realised that Virgin don't offer business class. <laugh>

     
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    Breakfast at Little Chef, with black pudding as added extra, but still ****e.

    Family dinner at Harvester (with a discount voucher), again ****e.

    Dinner with superstar friends at French Spanish fish restaurant, whilst posting on not606. Talking ****e
     
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    Quentin Hiag is our own Walter Mitty.
     
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    Missing the point, sarcasm and humour. That's pretty good all in one go.
     
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    Thanks <laugh>
     
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    That's OK. I'll PM you or something next time I'm meeting funny.
     
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    He’s run for the hills again I see, ****ing lol
     
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    He'll be on later claiming that he was out at a fine Italian restaurant with some film stars, eating Bratwurst and having a sticky toffee pud for starters.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  19. Not running for the hills. Shooting a new vid for the album.

    Haven’t read all the posts, as I’ve been dipping in and out of scenes.

    You all chomping on one another’s knobs thinking you’ve “got me,” yeah?

    <laugh>
    What sad sacks you are! Do you half wits actually believe that I am going to tell you anything at all about my real life?

    I’m not even married, you twats!

    I live at home with my old mum and spend my time ****ing copiously.

    I don’t even have a job! Who the fcuk is going to employ me? I left school with a grade F gcse in woodwork!

    Sorry, girls, but you’ve been well and truly had!

    Hang on... got to go! Be back soon to take the piss some more...
     
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    ^^^^^^^^

    please log in to view this image
     
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