Thing is though 'hanging off every word' when every word is making yourself look like a ****, isn't exactly an accolade.
So, why did you claim to have one? You were giving it well large, not so long ago, about being a successful market trader, waving wads of cash under posters’ noses. I’m not dreaming this!
Pixie desperately trying to convince Libby that I don’t own Pixie’s ass on this board, and have done from the very first minute I set foot here! Give it a rest, Pix! The lads know full well what the score is, here. They know I’m King Dick, mate.
Come off it! Posters have been ribbing you about your fruit n veg stall for months, mate! Why would we do that if you hadn’t been giving it large?
Yawn Nigel, that’ll probably be just you and because of your ridiculous meme, mate. There you go I’ve saved you the trouble.......you tedious cock womble
You'd do well to remember that the next time you're hovering over your keyboard at 3am, about to write another flounce off thread about the pded mate
Don’t be a dumb fcukup, Pix! I’ve destroyed Tobias with that line of wummery. He’s gone pop, just as did with my ‘Allo ‘Allo allusions to your cafe business. Just as I did with Stan being a very bad estate agent. Just as I did with Bambs being a lowly post room clerk in an accountant’s office. Eventually, I break you all and have you calling the Old Bill.
Like I said mate, it's great that you actually believe this ****. Because it means you come back time and time again to make a twat of yourself. Everybody's a winner
