Off Topic The Burly Arms

That a Nightingale bow you're packing there?

 

Nah that's an Ebony bow mate, with some paralysis **** in it.

 

Nice. The Daedric one is pretty good but arrows are in short supply even with the Ranger perk.

 

Correct, Little Chef.

I’m glad you’ve been taking notes.

 

Graphics have come a long way since manic miner.

 

What are you on about!

I’ve had these sad saps trailing behind my arse all day!

This is wumming at its absolute zenith, Libby!

I’ll be eating out at another top restaurant later (not Little Chef - that was part of my wummery), so there will be more fun to be had. You watch, I’ll have the entire ‘Pede trailing behind me, desperate for me to rip the piss out of them.

 

Nightingale bow was my fav, think a dragon bone one was more powerful though.

 

Thanks, Joe.

Hopefully, you’ve enjoyed the fun I’ve been having with the ‘Pede?

I’ve been pissing myself laughing with some of the **** I’ve had them swallowing!

 

still ploughing through the Tesco lager fella ?

 

I love it that you actually believe the **** you come out with.

It’s what keeps you coming back for another kicking

 

It's been funny, so many hanging on your every word and Pudding Gate just to finish it all off.

 

CODE FOR: I’ve been rag dolled all over the shop yet again and now I’m going to play my tattered and torn ‘it was all wum mastery’ card

You tedious and predictable tit HIAG

 

Uneventful train journey today, which is nice.

 

Not really no. It's made from pigs blood with a few other bits. Heavenly stuff. As are all things from a pig.

You should try turkey rashers they are nice alternative and low calorie.

 

I only had 4 and that is my last one. It's not something I'm looking to buy again in a hurry.

 

^^^^ Luv trying to get out being in the pded

 

I've always maintained that there is times that he has got people hanging off every word (usually Skiddy and Fosse) but there's others where he tries too hard and constantly ties himself in knots making it worse for himself.

Today has been a great example of the latter lol.

 

I remain ambivalent regarding Luvvy.

Sometimes, although increasingly less frequently, he is an out and out lad. Other times, he demonstrates ‘Pede-like tendencies.

Do you think he’s trying to play one side off against the other, Pix? It’s a dangerous game.

 

I think like most of us mate, he probably doesn't really give a **** about the pded, because it only exists in your head

 

He defo thinks you’re a cock if that’s what you’re asking, mate