Proof, If Needed, That Fat ****s Will Eat Anything

'I will eat mum on Christmas day': Grieving daughter to sprinkle mother's ashes on turkey and pudding dinner


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/i-eat-mum-christmas-day-11706456

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She looks like she eats children and hooved animals whole.

 

She’s got a neck beard.

 

If there isn't a law against it there should be. Eating the ashes of the dead is mental.

Have a look at the urn

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Covered in coffee stains and sticky finger marks, I reckon she keeps her chocolate Hobnobs in with her Ma. Has a spoonful of the ashes every day "to feel as close as possible" to her.

Is this a Wid Ye thread? Asking for a friend.

 

Is she Scottish?

 

“People might think I’m mad or that it’s not a very respectful thing to do but I just can’t stop myself. I see it as a positive thing – allowing her to be close to me and also involving her in the family day."

“I feel like she can live on by being inside of me because if she is part of me she can breathe through my body. My breath is her breath. “It will be my first Christmas without her and I want her to be involved and this is the only way that feels right to me.”


I think she's mad.

 

“I feel like she can live on by being inside of me..."

Until a few hours later when you ****e her out and flush her round the u-bend.

 

If she wanted to eat her it would have been better to mince the corpse up and stock up the freezer with sausages and burgers.
Maybe leave a mum burger on the grill as a show of respect .

 

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I'm a belieber.

 

Ah wid

 

Her - "I want to get a tattoo on my chin"
Tattooist - "Yeah, which one?"
Her - "I was thinking of some script"
Tattooist - "No, I mean which chin you fat c.unt"

 

More Chins than the Chinese phone book.

 

Ooft some won't like this.

 

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Then there is this

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Looks tasty eh? Read on...

She hand-crafts her own Christmas decorations…by mixing glitter with her own powdered placenta. She had it dehydrated after giving birth to her son Ezra, got it ground into powder and keeps it in her freezer. To make the unusual decorations, she mixes the afterbirth with gold glitter before shaping and painting.

In fact, she even makes placenta chocolates for other mums, by mixing the powdered substance with cocoa, coconut oil and honey or sugar.
"They taste slightly salty but otherwise, you wouldn’t notice anything different about them".

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What a fûcking idiot. Naming her son after George

 

Apart from builder semen iirc