What are you buying your other half for Christmas?

Seeing as I’m a lonely cat lady, I don’t have that issue.
Kids big thing is a PC. Got my fave son a drone also.

 

A signed photo of Pat Coombs.

 

A new bag and belt,hopefully that'll get the hoover working again.

 

Fly boots (don't ask), and a cushion with 9 photos of me in various stages of undress.

 

Olga's bday is a few days from xmas, and she got me a £300 suit for my pressie

Got her 2 tickets for Les Miserables, a ripoff face-cream set thing for £160 and a few other pressies. Managed to combine her bday and xmas, so will be champagne and nibbles to buy too...

Not cool

 

Oh and a pair of "Homeys" slippers. They're all the rage.

 

I know what Fly boots are,missus has a few pairs of them

 

Not ****ing cheap are they.

 

I got her a two new rings.







No, not for her fingers, ones for her nostrils. She can put them in her beak and hopefully smell how bad her breath is the VILE TAIG COW.

 

Oh, I thought nose rings in pigs was to stop them digging holes

 

Gona wait to see what she gets me first.

 

We should all take a minute to think of poor ****s like Mindy, forced to spend their xmases alone in their bedsits

 

12 pack of baby bell cheeses
1 bottle of Avocaat
Half bottle of glens
1 bag of dry roasted peanuts
iPhone 4s

 

A coat, rice cooker, dressing gown, some books and a dress.

Gotta love Oxfam.

 

Kindle Paperwhite
Amazon Fire TV Stick with Alexa voice
Horrendously expensive horrendously looking hand bag
Perfume
Earings + necklace
Cycling shoes + cleats
Other stuff ah canny remember right now
2 free rides aff Scan (after that she has to pay oot her ain pocket)

 

Av no idea what half of that is.

 

What's the drone for? Smuggling contraband into Barlinnie?

 

This 'bachelor gay' disnae have another (sentient) half however I did visit a certain store in Princes Street and purchased a delightful set of tasteful underwear for my BFF, an inflatable latex lady called Jessica!

Happy Christmas all!

Keep on pumping!