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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. luvgonzo

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    There's probably more chance of that than the heater working properly.
     
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  2. Tobes

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    And you don’t get back on it until 5’ish?

    Long old day that mate. Any decent minge on today?
     
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  3. luvgonzo

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    Get home at 6.20 so yeah quite a long day but the job is easy and well paid for what it is.

    Minge wise there's a filthy looking ginger bird.
     
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  4. Tobes

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    I used to always love a bit of dirty ginger minge.

    Stare at her tits
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    Looks like she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Not my brand, but I do something very similar. The bloke who runs this company was on dragons den. I’m a bit like him but better looking :)
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    Really sorry to hear that mate. It’s very sad when we have to say goodbye to our pets. God bless mate.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    No need for that rant pal I only asked.
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    Wonder what interesting shizzle will take place on Not606 today.
     
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  10. luvgonzo

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    Could be anything we need to keep the Christmas slant on things now though, getting close.
     
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    Well it's not snowing therefore it's not Xmas. Stopped being Xmas in the early/mid 90's when it stopped snowing like a murrafker.
     
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  13. luvgonzo

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    I hate snow anyway.
     
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    Do you mind it if you huddle up with the other sheep and keep yourselves collectively warm and snuggly?
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    Heard that @Bodinki has got a fluffy sheep hot water bottle.
    Matching set like
     
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  16. luvgonzo

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    We don't huddle up with sheep mate, what do you think we are? This is modern day Wales we bring the sheep indoors.
     
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    I’m going to work now.
     
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  18. luvgonzo

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    You have a good one.
     
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  19. It wasn't a French restaurant, you market-trading thick twat!


    I went because of a wedding. How many times have you got to be told that before it finally sinks into your dense, Sun-reading-white-van-man skull?


    I flip burgers, Del Boy. How many times do I have to tell you that?
     
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  20. That's easy, Bruv.

    I'll let slip a small aspect of my life, which will kick at the chips on the collective shoulder of the 'Pede, setting off its collective angst and self-loathing.

    My nets will be filled to the brims, with these fcukers a-leaping into them like crest-fallen salmon, and I will have to spend the remainder of my evening putting them back into the pond.
     
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