Get home at 6.20 so yeah quite a long day but the job is easy and well paid for what it is. Minge wise there's a filthy looking ginger bird.
Not my brand, but I do something very similar. The bloke who runs this company was on dragons den. I’m a bit like him but better looking
Really sorry to hear that mate. It’s very sad when we have to say goodbye to our pets. God bless mate.
Well it's not snowing therefore it's not Xmas. Stopped being Xmas in the early/mid 90's when it stopped snowing like a murrafker.
Do you mind it if you huddle up with the other sheep and keep yourselves collectively warm and snuggly?
We don't huddle up with sheep mate, what do you think we are? This is modern day Wales we bring the sheep indoors.
It wasn't a French restaurant, you market-trading thick twat! I went because of a wedding. How many times have you got to be told that before it finally sinks into your dense, Sun-reading-white-van-man skull? I flip burgers, Del Boy. How many times do I have to tell you that?
That's easy, Bruv. I'll let slip a small aspect of my life, which will kick at the chips on the collective shoulder of the 'Pede, setting off its collective angst and self-loathing. My nets will be filled to the brims, with these fcukers a-leaping into them like crest-fallen salmon, and I will have to spend the remainder of my evening putting them back into the pond.