Off Topic The Burly Arms

I reckon he's probably got some form of special needs.

 

This one time, I was with Spike Milligan, Marilyn Monroe and Mick Jagger and we sat on the prom and ate a tin of sardines together. No need for any of this Michelin star fancy bollocks

 

Highly likely. Attention deficit disorder with a unhealthy dose of ****wit syndrome for good measure.

 

Part of me feels a bit sorry for him, I do wonder what he’s actually like, having a pint with him after he’d been force fed a truth serum would be interesting

 

I invented the pickled onion.

 

I feel sorry for his neighbours, having all that racket every night as he smashes his room up.

 

It's his kids I feel sorry for. Some poor little ****ers somewhere call that dozy **** Dad.

 

I've been pure Fallout for a long time done pretty much everything in it.
Be Assassins Creed next and new Farcry.

 

I'd be ashamed to be brutally honest, if my dad spent his life lying on the internet to strangers.

 

It's very ****ing sad.

 

The far cry with no guns? The hunting one. Looks terrible.

I'm gonna do COD WW2 in at Xmas then Skyrim again for the billionth time.

 

Strawberry Creme in the Lindor calendar behind door 18.

FML.

 

First world problems innit.

 

Yeah, but Strawberry creme ? Somebody's head needs to roll for that.

 

Tesco lager and strawberry creme in the space of 24 hours, somebody has it in for me.

 

T2 Trainspotting just starting on Sky Comedy HD. That says it all really doesn't it?

 

Managed to get a cycle in today, first day it hasn't been pissing down with horizontal wind for over a week. Was muddy as **** up on the moors though, was more like skiing through mud than cycling.

 

I've done Skyrim to the point of there is nothing new. Stealth Archer so probably the easiest way but still I've done everything.
There's a new Farcry coming, are you on about Primal?

 

They tasty fam