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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Hated Witcher 3 I don't like the viewing angle and it really put me off the game.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  3. [cough!]

    Nerd alert!

    [cough!]
     
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  4. Oh, fcuk! That’s disgusting!
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I quite liked it but got stuck and gave up on it. What you been on lately?
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Says the person who admitted he's into magic tricks. <rofl>
     
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  7. Tobes

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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    <laugh>

    Very few things make me laugh out loud.
     
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  9. I was into magic from a very young age, Pix.

    I’m a very capable conjuror.
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    Doesn't even try to deny it <rofl>
     
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  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I wouldn't be surprised if the stupid **** juggles as well.
     
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  12. Tobes

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    You’re that cultured and have experienced the finer things in life to such a degree, that you don’t know the difference between French and Spanish restaurants from the ****ing menu <laugh>

    You’re a travelodge merchant HIAG, I wouldn’t embarrass either of us by being crass enough to list the places I’ve stayed, as your already tiny cock would invert
     
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    <laugh> HIAG tying himself up in knots with his own bullshit again.

    Pretty sure it was this visit to the top French restaurant serving Catalonian cuisine, where HIAG claimed that he was dining with famous musicians, but somehow managed to spend the entire night on not606 blubbing about the pded.
     
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  14. Why would I?

    It’s an ancient and noble art, stretching back to Ancient Egyptian times.

    You should study the history, and you discover that many talented and successful people, in all walks of life, were adept in the art of conjuring.
     
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    Yeah but you trying to conjure up a fantasy life of top hotels, fine dining and rubbing shoulders with famous celebrities isn't really working mate <ok>
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Top hotels in ****holes like Gloucester <laugh>
     
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  17. It was a very fine fish restaurant, Tobias. More French in its menu than English, but without being openly so.

    As for my travel experiences, I have absolutely no intention of engaging you in a pissing contest. What would that prove? You clearly need everyone to believe that you are more than a market trader, and my success clearly represents something that you abhor in yourself. A deep longing, or a regret, perhaps?

    Anyway, remember that you don’t know me, Tobias. None of this can be personal. I’m merely words on your screen.
     
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  18. Tobes

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    Le Ibis
     
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  19. Tobes

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    What would it prove? Well if we both told the truth, that I’m ****ing potted and you’re some middle of the road dreamer mate <ok>
     
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  20. Chief

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    Campanile.
     
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