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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Dec 18, 2017.

  1. So, what is “Chef,” then? A nickname?
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Can Santa please bring HIAG a life for Christmas. He's clearly lacking one.
     
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  3. <laugh>
    If only you knew, Pix!
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I'm not even going to attempt to unpick that jumble of words.

    You've now trumped your over use of commas with an uneccessary question mark.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Reckon it would be a right laugh mate. <ok>
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Cambridge education in effect right there.
     
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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Cambridge Tech, right?
     
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  8. I’m not even going to try to compensate for your complete inability to construct a grammatically correct sentence that stretches you past the “Peter and Jane” level of competency.
     
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  9. <laugh>
    You’ve got that one right, fella!
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    So, what is Chief then, a nickname?


    Just so you know, you depressingly thick ****.

    <ok>
     
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  11. If it comforts you to believe that, Chef, yeah. Why not?
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I'm still not a Chef.

    I can cook though.
     
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    Hiag messing about lol
     
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  14. You’re the one resorting to personal obscenities, Mr Keyboard Warrior.
     
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    <laugh> Ok.
     
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  16. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Nothing much Tel, I’ve got my birthday 3 days after Christmas, What about yourself ?
     
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    Not really, I’ve always liked it to be honest.
     
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    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Thanks, And <laugh>, United to win the league, But that’s not going to happen.
     
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    <laugh> <laugh>

    You want something a bit more realistic? Like a new scooter?
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah same pal, just a quiet one with the family. Going out on the 27th for a night in Liverpool with the lads so that'll do me in til about New Year's Day. How old this year then?
     
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