It’s strange that the ‘Pede needs to believe that I am penniless and live at home with my Mum! And Pixie had the nerve to say that I am insecure!
It is, and I'm pointing out that you must be one insecure little puppy if you feel the need to tell Tobes that his best hotel experience wouldn't even come close to your ****tiest. Given that you don't have a clue what hotels he might have stayed it. It screams insecurity mate
Possibly. It has to be said that the complimentary beverages in the hotel are of a very high quality.
You really do resent my success! Does it throw into stark contrast the limitations of your own meagre enterprises, Tel?
Tel’s the one who started the pissing contest, you hypercritical twat! Have a go at him for being insecure. No? Thought not, Pix. Do you not see why no one of any merit on this board believes in anything you say? I’m saying these things for your own good, mate.
The only time you could ever make me envious is when you're eating a king pot and I'm intermittent fasting.
I’m more likely to smash the cleaner’s arse through the mattress, Tel. And no, it’s not a bloke! I’m not in Bangkok.
HIAG fantasising about smashing the overweight Romanian cleaner. Why would you when you've claimed that your missus is so hot that I'm cream my pants if I clapped eyes on her ?