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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. It’s strange that the ‘Pede needs to believe that I am penniless and live at home with my Mum!

    And Pixie had the nerve to say that I am insecure!
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Nobody thinks you're a tramp pal, we just don't think you're the flash **** you pretend to be.
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    It is, and I'm pointing out that you must be one insecure little puppy if you feel the need to tell Tobes that his best hotel experience wouldn't even come close to your ****tiest. Given that you don't have a clue what hotels he might have stayed it.

    It screams insecurity mate <ok>
     
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  4. Possibly.

    It has to be said that the complimentary beverages in the hotel are of a very high quality.
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    Don't tell us, you're sitting in a leather chair sipping 45 year old Cognac in a five star Hotel <rofl>
     
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  6. <laugh>
    You really do resent my success!

    Does it throw into stark contrast the limitations of your own meagre enterprises, Tel?
     
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  7. Tel’s the one who started the pissing contest, you hypercritical twat!

    Have a go at him for being insecure.

    No?

    Thought not, Pix.

    Do you not see why no one of any merit on this board believes in anything you say?

    I’m saying these things for your own good, mate.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

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    The only time you could ever make me envious is when you're eating a king pot and I'm intermittent fasting.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I've got no reason to doubt anything Piskie says.

    You're stocked up with BS.

    And Pot Noodles.
     
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    Wow .. rattled to ****. <laugh>

    Best lay off the white lightening mate.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  12. What is a King Pot?
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

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    Clean up in room 462, HIAG's just smashed his ironing board through his TV.
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

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    Everything you aspire to buster.
     
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    What claim have I made that you think nobody believes mate ?
     
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  16. What is white lightning?

    Is he a relative of Stan’s?
     
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    Dunno mate, maybe. Anyway what 'exceptional quality' complimentary booze are you drinking ?
     
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  18. I’m more likely to smash the cleaner’s arse through the mattress, Tel.

    And no, it’s not a bloke! I’m not in Bangkok.
     
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    HIAG fantasising about smashing the overweight Romanian cleaner.

    Why would you when you've claimed that your missus is so hot that I'm cream my pants if I clapped eyes on her ?
     
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  20. Force of habit, Pix.
     
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