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Off Topic Secret Santa 2017 - The Prezzies

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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Please don't admit what you bought. everyone should guess who got what and i can confirm or deny. One person sadly didn't get a gift cos he was a very...very.. naughty boy this year. If his gifter actually send me the gift i will add.

    LFC fans:

    1. For Milk.

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    And a life time subscription / supply...
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    2. For Saint:

    Not one gift but a whole bag of relics. At his age, he should be stocking up on holy relics because the reaper is just around the corner :emoticon-0172-mooni:

    Here is Cheetos Jesus wearing Liverpool's 3rd kit, because everyone knows that God is a scouser:
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    Jesus really likes our third kit this year. Here he is again in it.

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    Because everyone likes marmite, it follows, so must Saint. Here is marmite Jesus.

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    Fishstick Jesus is the real deal. Saint probably remembers when fishstick were first invented, this should be nostalgic for him. He probably hasn't smelt anything fishy in a long time.

    Garlic Bread beware, here is toast Jesus (I think this one was faked, but I'm not one to judge which relics are false relics. Who am I? Donald Trump?)

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    Finally, the most hole-y relic of all. I got Saint a new dog for Christmas:

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    3. For RHC:

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    4. For Zanjinho:
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    5. For Dirtyfrank:
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    A pic of RHc for some reason... quite odd :)

    6. For Fedlad:

    ADIDAS YEEZY BOOST 350
    The most Marmitey of men, Kanye West is rarely anything other than a genius or an idiot depending upon who you ask. But what you can't deny is the enduring and fervent popularity of his collaboration with Adidas.

    The Yeezy Boost is the flagship of the collection and the current most-wanted on many an enthusiast's list, selling out instantly each and every time they grace stores and websites.

    They retail for £150, but can go for anything north of £600, which just goes to show the power of Adidas and Kanye's hype machine.
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    7. For IBWT:
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    8. For Garlic:
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    The Football personalities:

    1. Firmino:
    Rio Blue Light Teeth Whitening

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    2. For coutinho:
    Miracle Grow Fast Rooting Hormone. To help grow strong roots before the January transfer window.

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    3. For Klopp:
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    4. For Mourinho

    5. For Gareth Southgate.
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    6. For Sam Allardyce:
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    7. For Lukaku:

    'If you're going to do it, do it properly'
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    8. For Mark Clattenburg
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    <laugh>

    Unfortunately several of those images won't show for me. (Including life time supply of... Of what? Can't see picture).

    I will use my clean American joke book everyday. Thank you secret santa.



    Why did the chicken cross the interstate?

    To get to the other side.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I can't see mine <grr>

    ****ing humbug.
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Probably time for a diet then. Lose some weight around the middle and the hammerhead will be visible again.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Ignore this post
     
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    astro Well-Known Member

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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Good work mito <ok>

    I can’t see some of the pics like milk said.

    Never would have guessed me present.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Late gift for Astro... (Sign ups were over a week ago)

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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    No rainbow this year.
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    right so i pasted them from pms so would have to go google and insert links to get them up.

    give me a few mins. cos i can see all.....

    I heard shouts for RHC prezzie

    who else?
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    ok test... i have redone the RHC one. can everyone see it now?
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    my theory is that some pics are png format so are getting blocked by some browsers.

    I cannot reformat on this pc right now. I need to download at home, re-save, upload to tiny pic or something and then repost.

    if someone could give numbers of pics they cannot see. as in persons number 1-8 and footballers 1-8 that would direct me.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I can see mine now. Looks like saint's work <ok>
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    nope not right <ok>
     
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  15. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Milk auplly of....

    garlics pressie

    klopps pressie

    claternbrh pressie.

    Those pnes i cant see. Rest are fine.
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I can see RHC now. Still can't see my lifetime supply.

    I also can't read this. :bandit:
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Forumista 1b, 4, 8
    Footballer 8
     
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  18. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    You’ve been in yankland too long that’s why. Perfect queens english tjat
     
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    Can't see mine #serious
     
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  20. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Can't see Garlic, klopp, Mourinho or clattenburg gifts either
     
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