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Match Day Thread Arse v Toon

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 15, 2017.

  1. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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  3. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Its a poor quality stream mate, I cant hear anything! Been watching it for ten minutes and the comic book in the water has moved more than Joselu has all season!
     
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  4. General Lee Speaking

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    Well, West Ham just took the lead at Stoke so we are currently in the relegation zone.
     
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    Watched the actual match for 2 minutes and its defence v attack training ground match.
     
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  7. Lord Jonjomort

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    Joselu makes Ali Dia look good. How did he fck that up? Just had to pass it 4 yards and we have a good attack. Nope. Slides, inexplicably, fcking useless.
     
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  8. Prince Isak (GG)

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    His clart isnt he. He cant even pass a ball 5 yards without giving it away!
     
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  9. Lord Jonjomort

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    He really is absolutely dreadful, I've never seen anyone so limited. No ability, no confidence.
     
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  10. Lord Jonjomort

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    Dreadful results for us everywhere. Hudds, Wet Spam winning, Brighton level.
     
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  11. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Wow, look at the difference on their bench compared to ours!

    They should really be hammering us.

    I guess 5 million gets you a Joselu......
     
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  12. Prince Isak (GG)

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    It really is like watching men vs boys. We just hoof it out. Every time and hope it lands near a player.
     
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  13. Lord Jonjomort

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    It's so frustrating that we keep fcking up such simple things, nothing Rafa can do when Ritchie loses it 20 yards from goal, it's pathetic.

    Ritchie has been a huge disappointment for me. Championship player. Well, they all are, really. Except Merino and Lascelles.
     
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    Worst free kick ever.
     
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  15. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Its nothing more than I expected. I said at the beginning of the day we would be in the bottom 3 and we are currently and will be well into the new year.

    We are the whipping boys of the division atm. We are not getting hammered because we are defensively setup ok. But we have no quality going forward so we lose and never really have a chance of coming back into a game.

    Look at how deep we are set.
     
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  16. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Ritchie is a bang average player with a good work rate attitude which papers over the cracks.
     
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  17. General Lee Speaking

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    Stone the crows. Sunderland have just taken the lead at home with 13 mins to go.
     
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  18. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Does Gayle have verrucas or something look at the way he walks?
     
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  19. Prince Isak (GG)

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    To be fair perez did nowt wrong there.
     
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  20. Lord Jonjomort

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    JOSELU IS ****ING **** ****ING **** **** OFF **** OFF.

    MERINO OFF FOR DIAME WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU RAFA????
     
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