Yeah mate. ****ing battered and drunk as ****. My neck is hurting. ****ers. My mrs couldn't believe I didn't punch them. I rocked up home at 6am this morning.... me and the new member of staff ended up in the biggest gay bar in Dorset. Funny as ****, although I think I need to ring him!!!!!
I can see it now. Whats up nigga, I’m just taking a toot bruv Put that **** out Chill brah, it’s only a bit a ‘erb man Put that **** out Don’t be such a pussy bruv Let’s teach Jeremy Beadle a ****ing lesson lads
Weren't being mouthy mate. My mate owns the boozer and some little slag behind the bar was ripping them off by giving people any drinks they wanted for free..... I pointed out she was a no good rip off slapper. The bouncers didn't like it as she was a young slapper that they've probably been banging her. ****s.
I didn't. It was the only place open at 2am. Decent club as it goes. Bit too much cock on show but oh well. Man needs his beer.
No she was giving all her mates triples for the price of singles... etc. Basically giving away their profit. I mentioned it and she told the bouncers I'd verbally abused her. Silly little slapper.
I hate bouncers. ****s crushed my windpipe once and put my mate in hospital. Mind we went down swinging, but the ****s ****ing battered us in the end. Oversized water baloon twats. Mind revenge was sweet a few weeks later.