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Match Day Thread Arse v Toon

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 15, 2017.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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  2. anyobrien

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    One nil away win.... The tide is turned doon the smoke.
     
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  3. General Lee Speaking

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    Needs to be an intense, physical effort or we will get steamrollered. Mitro in nets and Elliott up front and we may have more chance of keeping a clean sheet and nicking a goal.
     
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    If Rafa misses the team bus and some bugger else picks the team and tactics we'll win 3-1.
     
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  5. daztoc

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    I fear a drubbing here. 5 - 1 with us to score first but then implode.
     
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  6. Lord Jonjomort

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    Absolute hammering. 6-0.
     
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  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Still impressed some people think we will score!!

    I am going for a 2-1 win to us!
     
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  8. Rum & Black for 2

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    Another rubbish match day thread by Chippy. Why doesn’t he give others a chance to do the match day thread? Just a Stalinistic dictator who thinks the Board belongs to him. Just ask any of those friendly reasonable 6 fingered Cheesy Chip eaters from down the road.

    By the way

    IT’S MATCH DAY

     
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  9. leez

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    cockneys be giving it big the day ,,,bah could be a beating .. hope not .. 1 .1 .. if lejueune plays then maybe 6 1
     
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  10. RobEllious

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    If Elliots in the net we could nick something. If Darlow's in we better hope literally nobody shoots all game, especially Ayoze Perez
     
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  11. Lord Jonjomort

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    Let's play the Rafa line up prediction game. Currently everyone is level on 0 points. I'm going to go for an unfathomably stupid 442.

    Elliot, Yedlin, Lascelles, Lejeune, Manquillo, Ritchie, Hayden, Merino, Atsu, Perez, Joselu.
     
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  12. Rum & Black for 2

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    Ha, you’ve lost. I mean who would b stupid enough to play that system after our recent results.

    <laugh>
     
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  13. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    I would play:

    Woodman; Lejeune, Clark, Lascelles: Yedlin, Shelvey, Hayden Merino, Atsu; Perez; Gayle

    A 3-5-1-1
     
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  14. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    The stars are Aligned
    We have lured them into s false sense of security
    After we score early We will hold.on majestically until the 45th + 12th minute when a iffy decission 8 yards outside the box results in a penalty and sending off of 2 of our players 1-1 halftime
    Into the second half and Gayle is fouled inside the box by 2players from behind when through on goal only to be sent off for diving
    Despite playing 38mins added time with 7 players the ref ends the game as he has to get home for his tea
    And the game ends 1-1
     
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  15. jimileysbaldhead

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    My bookie reckons the odds on that happening are smaller than us winning 3-1.
     
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  16. Lord Jonjomort

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    Smaller than impossible? Impossible.
     
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  17. General Lee Speaking

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    We will be in the bottom 3 by the end of the day.
     
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    Gayle hat-trick?
     
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  20. General Lee Speaking

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    West Ham would have to win at Stoke which I'm not sure they will.
     
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