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Hell in a handcart pt 2

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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I like Tofu.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    That’s Toby’s new nickname.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    :laugh:
     
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    She fries it in soy sauce, ginger etc. Very tasty!
     
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    WOTS HER FANNY LYK M8
     
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    My wife does an amazing thing with left-overs. She puts them in the bin.

    (straight lift from Danny Baker)
     
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    Your wife calls her fanny "the bin"?
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    My Mother in law comes to our house every Xmas but we're having a change this year, we're letting her in.
     
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    Grove is exactly the kind of guy you can imagine eating 2 days old roast dinner left overs out of his wife's gaping axe wound.
     
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  10. GroveRanger

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    And your point is?
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    My Mother in law turned up at our front door last Xmas with a suitcase. I asked what she wanted and she said "I want to stay here" so I said "ok, stay there" and closed the door.
     
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    And a Happy Christmas to these twats too

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...e-high-court-ruling-brexit-stop-a8110001.html

    The High Court has ordered the Government to stop deporting homeless EU citizens under a controversial policy that has been ruled unlawful.
    Mrs Justice Lang said measures introduced last year were discriminatory and violated European law, following a challenge by two Polish men and a Latvian.
    The three men were all facing removal because they were found by police and immigration officers sleeping rough. Mrs Justice Lang said homelessness alone did not meet the legal requirements for deportation, even if accompanied by offences including begging, drinking and nuisance.

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    In its witness statement, the Home Office said rough sleeping had increased by 55 per cent across the UK and 91 per cent in London between 2010 and 2015, claiming that European citizens were arriving “intent on rough sleeping”

    The judge issued “quashing” orders throwing out the Home Office’s policy as published in February and ordered it to pay the claimants’ legal costs.


    Welcome to Kuntzville, capital city of the Mong Nation.
     
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    What's wrong with that?
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh>
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    No wunder we voteed Brexit
     
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Those hard working Drs and engineers <laugh>
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    At least they’re not robbing houses like the ones in the southside of glasgow. Sewer rats
     
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    Brexit means British Exit IIRC
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Merkel trying to form an E U army to prod the great bear.
    Even calling it a United States of Europe pretty much Hitler's plan.

    The gullible sheeple think Russia is the threat and Germany are the good guys.<laugh>

    Short memories.
     
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