Peter Kay cancels entire 2018 tour due to unforeseen family circumstances

I’ll punch your **** in

 

You still won't get the 50p

 

True, I don't drink but I still buy rounds and chip in to the whip round. I'm not a yid.

 

Racist English ****s

 

^^^Puts a fork in his sugar bowl

 

that's ****ing mental

 

That's how copper wire was invented.

Two Jocks fighting over a penny.

 

funny because it´s true pmsl

 

I recall the time I dropped a penny off a high rise building, ran down to get it and it hit me on the head.

 

Was it sore?

 

Aye stone lol!!

 

That reminds me of an hilarious joke

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all in a bar drinking when a fly lands in each of their drinks. The Englishman picks up a spoon and flicks the fly out then orders another drink, the Irishman puts his hand in the glass and fishes out the fly with his fingers before continuing to drink and the Scotsman gets the fly out of his beer and starts smacking it on the backside shouting "spit it out".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because Scotsmen are so tight you see. And the fly may have drunk some of the beer and he didn't want it to go to waste.

#ronniecorbett

 

Probably. I would estimate is was travelling at over 140mph

 

Probably, although I´m not sure of the exact terminal velocity of a penny.

 

Me neither. I don’t know if Eddie knows. Ask him.

 

I think I will.

Eddie, what is the terminal velocity of a penny? Asking for Trev and me.

 

About 10 meters per second,roughly

 

And I ran down the stairs faster than that.

 

Would it be quicker if it was smoothly?

 

I would say more like 25 metres per second