Happy Christmas Ebenezer,at Christmas we celebrate the birth of Christ,if you don't want to do that,go work,and don't eat Turkeys,give them a break.
Good morning to Matt and his little helpers from a sunny Bardsey I have been and got 72 spare ribs from Appletons for my sons 50 party tomorrow Moe is busy cooking them as we speak with her secret ingredients.Theyweighed 8 kilos Christmas shopping leave it to Moe I hate shopping I think Cibriki will come good so why sell him
Ches agree about your description I think he would make a great Ebenezer but somehow I don't think I would make a Bob Crachitt!
Lets examine the facts as portrayed. This bint Mary was going out with a bloke called Joseph, wouldn't give him the goodies and said she was a virgin. Had a fumble with somebody else and got up the duff. She then claimed it was an immaculate conception and the silly ****er Joseph fell for it! Either that or Jospeh did the deed and they were trying to stop the jewish CSA chasing him for maintainence payments. It happens all the time and these days Mary would be wearing a tracksuit and pushing four kids by four different dads about in a quadruple buggy..
Good Afternoon Ebenezer and Humbug to you! I agree that Christmas is too commercialised but seeing my younger grandchildren opening their presents makes it worthwhile Why not try it you may enjoy the experience and buy your terrific wife some diamonds she's worth it
Have I sent you a card or sent you a present? You make the point this winter festival is all about commercialism and feck all to do with religion.* I have just bought her a new house. It’s going to be a bitch to wrap.
So you haven't sent cards and presents to friends and family then ? a card and token present to celebrate a birthday is not commercialism,unless you have gone over the top,have you ? Why
Glory,I won't be celebrating the day you stopped being a monkey,or 2 stones went bang in space day,so why you celebrating Christmas.?
If you had been less careless you would know that wives go shopping, buy presents and get involved in all this commercial twaddle. I can picture you now saty by yourself endlessly playing that wham Christmas song.... You know the one. A thought has occurred. Did she blow you out and run off with a remainer?
No I don't know about your favourite gay singer,and I don't believe you had a thought !!! Talk about fiction.