Off Topic ***NOT606 End of the year awards 2017***

That aberdude isn’t far off tbf. He’s a another conspiracy loving, dope head nutcase

 

I used to play footy against him back in the day U16's, I told him a story he wasn't aware of. He made me the nasty little clogger I was on the pitch. He was a good player

 

I take it that was before he took to consuming an ounce a week?

 

Oh I don't know about that, it's something that's knocking about here from birth the place is full of it you can get it from neighbours and people in the street don't need dealers.

He was built like a tank when he was young, wouldn't want to fight the ****er.

 

Hey, lads! I've got a new category to add to this debacle of a thread. Get cracking with those votes!

Category 6 - The 'Pede

Brownest Nose? Skiddy (obviously)
Most Rimmed By Pixie? Fosse (aka Bambi)
Biggest Bell-end? Fosse (obviously)
Most likely to fcuk up? Akky
Best at taking cock? Skiddy (obviously)
Funniest 'Pede Member? Tobias
Least Funniest? Fosse (obviously)
Most bitter about Spurs? Pixie
Best Stalker? Skiddy and Pixie (split vote)
Best at netting themselves? Pixie (obviously)
Most desperate and needy? Pixie

Pixie's Golden Café Booby Prize? Stan

 

Wants to be friends with @Tobes

 

Obessed much die you should.

 

Oi! Yoda, pack it in.

 

Calm down, calm down it’s only ****s n giggles.

#bully

 

Somebody call 999 for HIAG please

 

HIAG would spread his cheeks for anybody who showed him an ounce of support on here.

 

It’s almost as if aliens have abducted @Spurlock & @Skylarker

 

Think they’ve seen his ‘pixie’s cafe’ car crash thread and decided it’s better to let the daft **** take the flak on his own.

 

That was worse than his usual low standards and one wonders just how far he can descend.

 

Pretty sure you won that, but we can take it to the poll (again) if you want.

 

In the spirit of things:

First catergory

1. Best poster Liebherr
2.Worst poster So many for this but i'm going to Pete Sexpest
3. Most improved poster bollocks category

Second catergory

1. Best thread 2017 General Match Thread
2. Worst thread 2017 Politics Thread - no need to elaborate
3. Most under rated thread 2017 Wid ye

Catergory three

Biggest meltdown off the year. Sky when HIAG went into the slammer
Biggest wum **** up off the year Sky when he went into the slammer for going on GC
Grass off the year. Piskie for starting the grassing up
Biggest wum off the year Sky
Most likely to win next years **** off the year polls HIAG, this ones not even close

Catergory four

Funniest poster. Luv
Most unfunny poster. Think HIAG, Fosse and Piskie deserve a group award for this
Poster most likely to take a strop and **** off for a while PNP

Catergory five

Best fwends forever - Sky and Libherr

 

Best friends forever should be renamed The Bert & Earnie award.

 

Says the man that started a thread about favourite supermarket car parks to piss in

 

I did some serious soul searching in the slammer Bobby. Hopefully you don't ever go there, but if you do check behind the sink. Left some Ganja there for next time I visit.

 

My "Biggest Bell-end in the 'Pede" thread was sabotaged.

Skiddy would have been the popular choice, I imagine, even among the 'Pede. I know that Bambi and Stan despise the knuckle-shuffler.

My vote, however, goes to Bambi.

You can vote how you like, Little Urn.