So, lads... What do you think of this place? It's a bit ****, eh? He's got those spoons that are chained to the counter. As if anyone is going to nick the bastards! I'm going to have a gander at the menu. You lads spot anything?
HIAG tried this thread once before and it ended up with a 20 page confession about him trying to finger a Dildo
Giant battered sausage. Mrs HIAG comes in every morning without fail for that. Says all she gets at home is a tiny party sausage, so she can't wait to get out of the house to get a big one to go with her Kebab.
Spurlock and Skylarker are at the party that nobody turned up too. Those boys will be there all night on the bong. HIAG’s all on his own on this one.
Comm...strip HiaG of his best wum nomination i gave him please. This thread is utter, utter ****e! So that's it time to take my meds now, then blow my brains out and return with my normal empty shell in the morning
It's yet another clusterfuck of an attention 'look at me" thread. I really think he needs to lose his virginity. And quickly.
Mrs HIAG just called the cafe with special order. She's ordered a spit roast for home delivery tonight. Said she just needs to lock HIAG out of the house first. You around later to help out with this @Commachio ?
Hm. It would appear that no one actually visits this **** hole of a greasy spoon, other than a couple of scroats. Not that I'm surprised, of course. This was a test. For the record, and despite Pixie's fantasies. Mrs HIAG wouldn't be seen dead in a joint like this. She's far too upmarket, and loves her Harvester buffet breakfast, down on the beach. Sadly, it's nothing more than Pixie having his usual morning **** over the mushrooms. I'm no Gordon Ramsey, but if I was him, I'd suggest that you change the menu, mate, and "pull your fcuking finger out! You're a fcuking disgrace!" That's if I was Gordon Ramsy, mate.
