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Peter Kay cancels entire 2018 tour due to unforeseen family circumstances

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Fridge Magnet, Dec 13, 2017.

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  1. Fridge Magnet

    Fridge Magnet Well-Known Member

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    Best stand-ups of all time:

    Richard Pryor
    Jeff Green
    Jack Dee circa 1995-2000
    Roy Chubby Brown
    Chris Rock
     
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    Fridge Magnet, Dec 14, 2017
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ye didny like my Calamero impression, then.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 14, 2017
  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    :huh:
     
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    monacoger, Dec 14, 2017
  4. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    ****IN HIT HIM MON!
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ****.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 14, 2017
  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I went to see Francis Boyle and all he did was repeat ****ing jokes we’d all already heard on mock the week. ****ing pish!!!!
     
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    Toley Fart, Dec 14, 2017
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  7. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    They all do that. I watched jimmy Carr and he was on about how it takes him ages to write stuff

    Firstly he just repeats ****

    And secondly his comebacks are by a black yank comedian from back in the day

    ****s <grr>
     
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  8. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Anyway **** all that

    I wanna know what the "unforseen family emergency"

    Has his Mrs found out he's a ****?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Dec 14, 2017
  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    And also a horrible fenian bastard iirc
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Naw she converted to Islam so he is teaching her how to drive a transit van and get all stabby.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Dec 14, 2017
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  11. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Well she is ginger and you know about gingers

    please log in to view this image
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Dec 14, 2017
  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You muzzies are ****in mental.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 14, 2017
  13. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Wid ye

    please log in to view this image
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Dec 14, 2017
  14. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Only if you mess with us :emoticon-0121-angry

    You should convert, with your missing digit you'd get locked up before you completed the phrase to become Muzzie
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Dec 14, 2017
  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    We been messing with yees for a 1000 years m9. Thats why the majority of yees are stuck in the dark ages.

    #Godonourside.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Naw, he's a Trev lookalike.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 14, 2017
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Missing hand means convicted thief, yes?

    Missing digit means ye fingered a burd in public?
     
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    Gambol, Dec 14, 2017
  18. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Who is "we"?

    If it wasn't for Gaddafi, could you **** have blown up ****
     
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> no mate missing digits means "bomb expert"
     
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  20. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Pete's wife looks like trev <yikes>
     
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