Ever done any good ones? I posted a Bert & Earnie pic earlier which reminded me of a superb joke I did on a mate. So 3 of us were sitting about one day talking about old kids TV and Sesame Street came up, during the conversation Big Bird and his imaginary friend Snuffleupagus came up. please log in to view this image Now I was on the wind up straight away and said it was weird, my mate replied along the lines of "yeah big wolly mammoth thing". I was on it like a shot and my other mate caught on quick. So nobody every saw the imaginary friend in the show other than Big Bird (for those that don't know). "What you on about it was an imaginary friend you didn't ever see him?" I spoke to everyone I could in our circle of friends and drove him mental, he though he was seeing things and went out and bought a video cassette in the end to prove it to us all and at the point where the mammoth thing would turn up we'd look to leave the room etc, drove him proper mental until we all told him the truth it proper messed with his head.
I suppose I'm remembering how serious it got, he thought he has invented something in his head and was quite worried about it. Worst thread award punt?
I worked at Butlins call centre (there was only 1 back then) and got my mate a job there, I was a bit bored 1 Saturday morning so I phoned him up, put on a Scottish accent and became the most annoying customer I could possibly be. Everything I knew was a real pain in the arse I made him do, I made him check every type of accommodation in every resort with and without travel. Everytime he started to sound exasperated I'd accuse him of being rude, no respect etc etc. He still didn't twig when I burst out laughing about an hour into it
At Uni my mate texted me to say that he wasn't going out because he had the ****s. So we went into his room to "check up on him" while another mate cling filmed his bog. He wasn't best pleased.
I pretended to be a bird and set my mate up with this bird (me) then arranged a date and didn't turn up. Instead about 10 of us turned up and laughed at the muppet. I also nicked my mates BMW and parked it on a random driveway, then phoned the police to report a stolen car.... bit OTT that one as this poor family man nearly got arrested for car theft. I've done loads as it goes just cba to type any more....yet.
My mate runs a surf school, We were out on a bender one night, so I phoned up his surf school and left a message pretending to be some rich joe from London, saying that we were coming to Cornwall the next morning and wanted surf lessons for 10 of us for 9am. I apologised for the terrible late notice and told him that we would pay an extra 50% for the trouble. The poor **** listened to my message around 5am still off his nut and started rallying around leaving messages for his instructors to be at the surf school for 8am, I was going to tell him and call it off but it was too funny, so I let him do it. He was ****ing fuming when I saw him later the next day, and he told me about how he'd been stitched up and how the instructors were really ****ed off with him for making them turn up at 8am on a Sunday morning for a no show. How the **** I managed to keep a straight face I'll never know. Felt pretty guilty after that as he drove to the beach absolutely out of his ****ing tree. Finally fessed up to him a few weeks later and he took it really well. He still owes me one for that, so I'm constantly on the look out for a fast one that he's going to pull on me one day.
I remember once me and a couple of mates were in the park...one of my mates was walking backwards as the other was walking towards him...I went and crouched behind the one walking backwards and he fell over me. Pissed myself laughing I'll put more up when I remember them
Reminds me of when i worked as a Saturday boy in a butchers shop. I put laxative powder in everyone's tea and then cling filmed the toilet bowl. Me and the young guys then had a bet on who'd get smeared first. Never seen Bill (70 something years old) shoot up the stairs so quickly, shortly followed by a scream of "You effing bast**ds!" that all the customers heard. Four people off sick for the next few days (I suggested they must have taken some dodgy meat home). At the same place one evening we put fairy liquid in the can of lager belonging to the kid that was washing the meat trays. Before he has chance to drink any he needs to go for a piss, during which time the manager has a sneaky gulp of said lager and immediately sprays the walls with his ill-gotten gains. Hilarious Karma!
Put a Scorpion in my mates board bag when we were in Morocco a few years ago, thinking he'd find it when he opened the bag and took his surfboard out and we'd all have a good laugh. Watched him like a hawk as he took the board out expecting him to jump out of his skin but there was no Scorpion in sight. That night unbeknown to me, he's used his board bag to double up his sleeping bag because it was so cold in the desert in our tent. When we woke up I saw that he was sleeping in his board bag and I ****ing **** myself that he'd been stung and gone into a coma. I shook him really hard and woke him up, he was like 'what the **** dude ?!' and so I had to fess up as to what I'd done. He ****ing leapt out of that bag so quickly and he didn't speak to me for the next two days We never did find the Scorpion, little ****er must have just crawled out and scurried off somewhere.
I used to move my mates cars when they were in the sea surfing, because surfers always leave their car keys tucked somewhere up under the wheel arch. I'd just drive them a few yards away into a different parking space and then watch them freak out when they came back to the car to see either an empty parking space or another car. Stopped doing that though after my mate couldn't find his car and was nearly two hours late picking his kids up from school. The kids were in tears and the school had phoned his missus who was freaking out. His phone was in the car, so he couldn't answer it. They thought he must have drowned ... whoops.
I stick "Come see me. Urgent!" Post it notes on my coworkers doors when theyre not in. I don't leave a name.
I ****ed my ex-wifes best mate, also didn't go down well...neither did my ex-wife which is why she's ex.
Why did it ever get out? I had sex with my mates wife...I knew their marriage wasn't going to last...so I didn't feel bad. Was eyeing her up for a few years...only because I knew she had a filthy twinkle in her eye. One night we were all out...them two had a bust up, he said 'make sure she gets home,Spurlock', I said 'ok'.
