The day I found 'JB' etched into my new testicle

I've just finished reading a story about a surgeon who marked his initials on the livers of two transplant patients.

Where is the strangest place you've ever etched your initials?

 

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I used to bite an M into wooden bars in West London in 2002-2003

There are several here.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=t...%2C%2033%20Moscow%20Rd%2C%20London%20W2%204AH

 

Used to bite the pew in chapel when i was wee. Ye still see lots of bite marks on them but they’ve been varnished over about 100 times.

 

Those dorty dorty priests

 

I knew someone would go down that route. All totally innocent.

 

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