The Tottenham Hotspur "Spiral" Watch

He can’t the hopeless ballsack claims a win then does a Forrest.

 

You know I don’t index this **** like you do, mate.

I’m a lot more laid back about things on this board than you, Pix

 

That’s a no then ballsack, no credibility and no class.

 

I.e You can’t give an example because you’re chatting bollocks again.

 

No, Pix. I mean I don’t index stuff like you do. I have other interests, mate.

It’s nothing personal. We each have different interests.

 

So you make a claim and can't back up. Gotcha

 

Spurs Spiral up to 4th with a 2-0 win

 

Too good to miss ... Haggie particularly loves this

 

Ah, the nerd-wearing-a-KFC-bucket-hat-and-playing-a-toy-guitar meme of defeat!

 

Nah the meme of you’re a lying twat.

 

Very unlike you to admit defeat haig mate, I hope I haven't caused any permanent damage with my light hearted scolding of you earlier.

Some of the lads are suggesting I proper wummed you red raw, of course I'm trying to calm them down not only for your sake but because im a gentle guy really bruv

 

You are very considerate, Sucky.

Sometimes, I think I don’t deserve a mate like you.

 

Quents ... if I'd known that was going to upset you so.... I'd have used a more up to date one from your 2017/18 calendar shoot ...

 

Bambs, you are doing nothing to diminish your reputation as the forum’s least funny poster.

 

Quents ... you pontificating on the subject of diminishing reputation is one of your funnier posts ... and there was me thinking you didn't get irony

 

Still no better, mate.

Try starting off with a few “knock knock” jokes, and work your way up to the more complex stuff.

 

Knock, Knock ... who's there? ... silence ... Quents is hiding under the stairs again ... it's a big scary world out there after all

 

You “knock knock” -ing one out on your own again, Bambs?

 

Stop fantasising Quents ffs ...

 

How was your gig on Wednesday??