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Off Topic The Burly Arms

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    We should probably stop tagging @Skylarker until he's had a chance to read this ?
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    On a train with Wi Fi ****ing posh this.
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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  5. PINKIE

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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Could watch some porn ...
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I think it'd be a good idea to keep it going for a week and then take the say five most popular votes for best poster and then run a separate poll to get the poster of the year.

    What do you reckon @Skylarker?
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    I might need a train thread.

    So two people just sat opposite, one posh bloke who's off hill walking with his Dad, the young girl (quite fit) isn't happy.

    He's all "don't worry baby I'll be back soon ".
    She'll be on another cock by the weekend. I can tell.
     
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  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Good idea <ok>
     
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  10. luvgonzo

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    It's a bit mental at times on here but it'll probably be boring for the most.

    I thought the bloke last night was getting a kicking at one point.
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Speaking of trains,
    I like to stand at the door between carriages and let off, in short bursts, silent yet violent bum burps. You'll need the window open for this.

    If you time it just right the smell shoots halfway down the carriage before reaching full potency, it's funny watching to see who catches the stank 1st.

    Try it guys
     
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    Posh guy is a dick. This girl will be on some scruffy chav asap.
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Reckon @Skylarker would approve of a train thread.
     
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    Christmas party bunk up
     
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    Admiring Sarah Jane Mee's massive orbs on Sky News
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    28 notifications you ****s. I thought someone had died, bit disappointed tbh.

    I don't have the time for the awards thread lads. I could just c&p an old one that I did? Done some pretty funny ones over the years... I must warn you I usually win my own ones.
     
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  17. Skylarker

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    Sex on a train. Good train thread. Bouncy and noisy... the train and her.
     
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  18. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Either c and p one or nominate someone to do it <ok>


    <laugh> At the notifications.
     
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    Set a stink bomb off during rush hour...classic.
     
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  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I nominate you <ok>
     
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