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Off Topic **** thread no202. Allotments

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Dec 11, 2017.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    No we haven't mate. We've only established that you were bullshitting about being a bareknuckle street fighter.

    Your attempts at deflection just dig your hole that little bit deeper each time <ok>
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    oi. this is an allotment thread<laugh>
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG's got no plums.
     
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  4. Ah, yes! Commie, you have a recurring fantasy that involves you watching (and no doubt masturbating whilst you do so) this HIAG character being fellated by his grandmother.

    Are you completely naked in these moments? Or are you wearing female apperel?
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Yes, Mrs hiags. She's hancuffed to the bed, with her hairy muff pouting.
     
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    Can you remember the OZ nightclub from South Shields?

    I've just found this beauty from 1995. At that time this was probably one of the most dangerous clubs in the country, it was mental.

     
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  7. Pixie's been digging himself a hole ever since he entered along a road of piss-poor wummery, Commie.

    He has only himself to blame.
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    Would have been a good pun if you weren't still blubbing about being rinsed over claiming you are a bareknuckle scrapper. <laugh>
     
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  9. Neither was I "rinsed" nor am I blubbing, Pix.

    What I think the lads are interested in is this fantasy of yours.

    I wonder, what does this brutish man with a massive cock represent to you? Why is he so important to you? What urges does he excite in you?

    I have a feeling that if we can encourage you to answer these questions, we have a good chance of providing you with the tools to avoid piss-poor wummery in the future, mate.

    Stick with this.
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    ^^^^^ Rinsed and Blubbing <ok>
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yes you were, you called me a Liar and demanded that I post proof that you claimed to be a bareknuckle fighter.
    So I did :)

    You then had an Epileptic fit and started going on about owning me with your knowledge of magic tricks <laugh>
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Slapper central?
     
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    That as well <laugh>

    That's when the BOSS gang were a force, a lot of naughty **** went down around there about that time.
     
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    Just noticed Comm, you missed a 0 off the end of 202 in the title ;)
     
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  15. Commachio

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    I rack them up, i've lost count.
     
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