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  1. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>....don't tell him that ffs <badger>.............(I can see France if I take a walk down the road though <whistle> )
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    channel islands are Bergerac. he sounded English to me.

    are Gibraltar residents Spanish

    or falklanders Argentinian like...
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    frog twat <ok> <grr>
     
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    Ashes: England 'a couple of bad sessions from losing the Ashes' says Steve Smith
    By Stephan Shemilt

    BBC Sport in Perth

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    Australia have won only one of their last four Tests at the Waca
    Australia v England, Third Ashes Test
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    14-18 Dec Time: 02:30 GMT Venue: The Waca, Perth
    Coverage: Ball-by-ball Test Match Special commentary on BBC Radio 5 live sports extra, Radio 4 LW and the BBC Sport website. Live text commentary on the BBC Sport website and app. Full coverage details
    Australia captain Steve Smith says England are "a couple of bad sessions away from losing the Ashes" in the third Test in Perth.

    England are 2-0 down and will surrender the urn if they are beaten at the Waca, where they have not won since 1978.

    "We know what's at stake," said England skipper Joe Root. "It's an opportunity to create history and if we do come away at 2-1, the series is wide open."

    England have named an unchanged team from the side beaten in Adelaide.

    Thursday's match will be the last Ashes Test at the Waca, with major matches set to move to the new Perth Stadium.

    England not only have a poor record at the Waca, but Australia also sealed their last three home Ashes wins in Western Australia - in 2002-03, 2006-07 and 2013-14.

    "We're playing at a ground we've traditionally played pretty good cricket at," said Smith, whose side won the first two Tests in Brisbane and Adelaide.

    "We're confident going into this week, but England will come back hard. The message to the boys is to not get complacent, to keep playing hard, aggressive cricket and to do the basics well."

    Though the Waca is an Ashes stronghold for Australia, the home side have won only one of their past four matches here, losing twice.

    "I genuinely believe that we have a really good opportunity here," said Root.

    "We know exactly how we need to go about things. It's about putting that into practice and guys delivering when it really matters."

    Bairstow promoted as England unchanged
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    Bairstow scored 57 runs over two innings in the first Test and 51 runs in the second at number seven
    England are unchanged from the team that lost in the day-night Test in Adelaide, meaning pace bowler Craig Overton keeps his place.

    The tourists have, however, tweaked their batting order with wicketkeeper Jonny Bairstow moving above Moeen Ali to number six.

    "The fundamentals of how we go about the game are the key thing," said Root.

    "We have to make sure we're clear on how to take on their bowlers, these conditions and give ourselves the best opportunity to make a big score."

    Despite being ahead in the series, Australia could make a change, with out-of-form batsman Peter Handscomb under pressure from all-rounder Mitchell Marsh, a Western Australia player.

    "We'll decide if we need an extra bowling option or not," said Smith. "If we do go down that route, it's nothing to do with anyone's batting.

    "The stats suggest that bowlers have had a heavy workload on this wicket. That is the way we're leaning at the moment."

    The pitch
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    England's batsmen have historically struggled at the Waca, traditionally a pitch of pace and bounce.

    Since 1986, the visitors have made only two totals in excess of 300, but recently the pitch is thought to have slowed.

    Last year, South Africa made 540 in beating Australia and the previous year, the hosts totalled 559-9 declared against New Zealand, who then piled on 624 in a drawn game.

    "There's been a lot of talk about how it might not be as quick as history suggests," said Root.

    "It can change quite drastically over the course of a few days. On the first morning we'll have a good indication of how it's going to play."

    'We can't keeping making mistakes'

    England 'behave like students' off the field - Vaughan
    England's preparations for this match were once again hit by an off-field issue, with Ben Duckett withdrawn from the tour match at the weekend and suspended from England Lions' remaining fixtures for pouring a drink over James Anderson.

    That came after Ben Stokes was arrested for his part in an altercation outside a Bristol nightclub in September and Jonny Bairstow was accused of "headbutting" Australia's Cameron Bancroft at the beginning of the tour.

    England head coach Trevor Bayliss said that he "might have to review who is in the team if off-field behaviour does not improve".


    A lot of hype about England's discipline - Jonny Bairstow
    "If guys keep making silly mistakes then there has to be consequences," Root told BBC Sport.

    "Trevor is rightly hacked off and is about us making sure we go about things in the right manner for the rest of this trip.

    "I'm a little bit disappointed in the way things have turned out, but there's no point dwelling on it.

    "It's important we move forward as a team and give ourselves the best chance of winning this match."

    Hopefully, that's ****ing jinxed the convict twats <ok>
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Andrew Strauss has left the tour. Poor fellas wife has cancer.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    meh start.

    cook and root fail again.

    130/3
     
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    243-4........taking advantage of the old ball

    Partnership is 119..........Malan and Bairstow
     
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    First ball with the new ball...........Malan dropped on 92
     
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    good first day for us . do need to keep going well tomorrow
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    malan did ok there.

    if they can managed 100 runs for loss of remaining wickets its an ok first innings...
     
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    Bit harsh!

    This is actually the 10th biggest score by an Englishman and 8th biggest score in total (already) that we have had at the Wacca.

    We've only twice scored over 400.

    We've never lost when scoring over 300 in the first innings although admittedly we haven't won many!

    It's been a much improved day although agree we need towards 500 to be competitive.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    oh look I was right. 403 all out. not even 100 more runs.
     
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    100 partnership for Smith and Khawaja...........159-2
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    England bowling not working. anderson is not right.

    alli is way off form.

    total callpase of batting earlier followed up by average bowling... great stuff england.
     
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    Khawaja given out lbw...........appeal fails.............OUT
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    englands ashes hinges on this next period now. IF the next man in gets settled the ashes are over. If england get a run on them theres some hope to at least getting something here.
     
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    There is only about 10 overs left today, so Marsh will have to play himself in tomorrow morning aswell. Smith is key here.
    England still over 200 runs ahead
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    do we expect them to collapse?
     
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    Can't see it, the Aussies seem to bat deep and its a friendly batting wicket and fast outfield. I wouldn't be surprised if they are still
    batting in the last session tomorrow. Also, Overton has gone off injured (muscle problem in rib area?) so more pressure on the remaining
    bowlers.
     
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