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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Dec 11, 2017.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Anyone ever grown sprouts, as its near xmas?

    proper sprouts, not bit hanging out ya arse.
     
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  2. Of course they haven’t, you pikey!

    Normal people get their sprouts from the green grocer. They cost about a quid a kilo.

    Why the fcuk would anyone want to fcuk about growing sprouts!
     
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    Except you got caught out lying. And in desperation tried to change the subject about 'owning' me with your knowledge of magic tricks <laugh>
     
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  4. <laugh>
    It’s interesting that you fantasise about me being a brutish bare knuckle boxer, Pix.

    Look down at my trunks. How enormous is my bulge?
     
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    About as big as the validity of your claim that you are a bare knuckle boxer mate i.e. non existent <ok>
     
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  7. I see.

    So, you admit that you are imagining examining my knob area?

    Interesting, Pix.
     
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    bareknuckle2.jpg


    <rofl>
     
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    I only mention it because I noticed your camel toe
     
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  10. Commachio

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    So that's a no then, and you can 100% vouch for the whole forum?
     
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  11. I’m not quite sure what you find so incredible, Pix.

    Anyway, back to this fantasy of yours...

    When, on your flight of fancy, you are examining in you mind’s eye my Jap’s eye, is there baby oil involved?
     
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    I'm used to your bullshit mate. Just funny pointing it out <ok>
     
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  13. Only a complete pikey twat is going to admit to grafting for sprouts when you can buy hundreds of the fcukers for pennies!
    <doh>
     
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    Baby oil for a baby todger. <ok>
     
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    Are you Polish, or did you type that with your eyes closed and with gloves on?
     
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    Nah it’s his Cambridge education. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  17. I see.

    So, you like to imagine me as a woman.

    What depraved sexual acts do you imagine us engaging in, Pix?

    Are you masturbating at this moment?
     
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    No you just come across as being a bit of a beta male. Hence the bullshit stories about being a bareknuckle street fighter <laugh>
     
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  19. Commachio

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    Will it help granny hiag finish you faster if he says yes?
     
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  20. No, Pix.

    We’ve already established that it is you who fantasises that I am a brutish prize fighter with a massive bulge in my trunks, ready for an oiling.

    Tell me, in your early childhood did your over bearing mother dress you up in dresses?
     
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