Of course they haven’t, you pikey! Normal people get their sprouts from the green grocer. They cost about a quid a kilo. Why the fcuk would anyone want to fcuk about growing sprouts!
Except you got caught out lying. And in desperation tried to change the subject about 'owning' me with your knowledge of magic tricks
It’s interesting that you fantasise about me being a brutish bare knuckle boxer, Pix. Look down at my trunks. How enormous is my bulge?
I’m not quite sure what you find so incredible, Pix. Anyway, back to this fantasy of yours... When, on your flight of fancy, you are examining in you mind’s eye my Jap’s eye, is there baby oil involved?
Only a complete pikey twat is going to admit to grafting for sprouts when you can buy hundreds of the fcukers for pennies!
I see. So, you like to imagine me as a woman. What depraved sexual acts do you imagine us engaging in, Pix? Are you masturbating at this moment?
No you just come across as being a bit of a beta male. Hence the bullshit stories about being a bareknuckle street fighter
No, Pix. We’ve already established that it is you who fantasises that I am a brutish prize fighter with a massive bulge in my trunks, ready for an oiling. Tell me, in your early childhood did your over bearing mother dress you up in dresses?
