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Off Topic **** thread no202. Allotments

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Dec 11, 2017.

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    Yeah, I think we are singing off the same hymn sheet. I keep mine low through training the plant, but the odd branch will stretch and then I just whip it down so it's an even canopy.
     
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    Are you not referring to mrs hiag there?
     
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    Sorry , I thought we were the softies . Last time i went to the stadium of light , it was - 100 - C and I was in my Mankini !
     
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    And I have drunk beer and smirked tabs .....
     
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    Must have been summer.
     
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    <laugh> You win !
     
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  7. Fcuk me! What a bunch of effeminate tree huggers you lot are!

    The only gardening I expect any of you is good at is of the “up hill” variety.
     
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  8. Commachio

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    ^^^^^^^^^^unable to contribute.
     
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    Which is a good thing.
     
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    Has a yard ^
     
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  11. Commachio

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    He'll go searching around Wiki for some made up ****e.
     
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  12. Commachio

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    And plastic flowers and gnomes.
     
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    Trained by Alan Titchmarch in the potting shed. Historic case HAIG.
     
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  14. Commachio

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    Hiag in the potting shed.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Have a small orchad which has apple, pear, quince and a single plum tree. I guess in total it's around 15 trees, all fully mature. Other than pick up the fallen fruit (because someone once said it helps avoid diseases to the tress) I do very little else.
     
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    wtf is quince?

    Eating apples or cooking apples?
     
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    I think there part of the pear family (they look a bit like a pear, yellow skin colour). Unlike apples and pears you can't eat them raw. Family and friends take them and make jam etc. but my missus is not much of a cook, she burns water, so we don't do anything with them.
     
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    just looked, you can eat raw, but they are to hard, thats why people make them into jam. all they are good for it seems.
     
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    You can buy it in little packs after it's been made into a hard jelly. Lovely eaten with a full bodied cheese like Manchego
     
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    <laugh> Brutal scene that.
     
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